The Musers — 2025-09-05
The Musers — 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Friday, September 5, 2025
📋 Segments This Day
- Observation Deck
- Observation Deck The Musers 932025
- TWITH The Musers 922025
- Observation Deck The Musers 922025
- Observation Deck
🎙️ Early Show Analysis
Segments that appeared:
- Observation Deck [00:00:00-00:09:09] – Ryan Baldwin filling in for vacationing Gordo discusses Philadelphia tomato pie, leads into broader conversation about regional foods, particularly comparing Philly vs Dallas/Texas cuisine
- Observation Deck (continuation) [00:00:00-00:08:15] – Ryan Baldwin apologizes to Keanu Reeves about Shakespeare comment, then discusses Pantera reunion show and when bands remain authentic after member changes
Sports topics discussed:
- Cowboys vs Eagles reference as segue to Philadelphia food discussion [00:01:11]
- Multiple Cowboys road trip experiences to Philadelphia, including bus rides with police escorts and hostile fan encounters [00:03:57-00:05:55]
- Junior’s experience at a Cowboys Monday Night Football win in Philadelphia around 2007, describing post-apocalyptic scene with angry fans and fires [00:05:18-00:05:55]
- Dallas Stars song by Pantera mentioned, with discussion of whether it debuted on The Ticket first [00:05:26-00:06:08]
Debates or strong opinions expressed:
- Ryan Baldwin declares Philly cheesesteak “the most overrated sandwich in America” [00:02:18], with Junior agreeing after his own disappointing experience
- Discussion of when bands remain authentic after member changes, focusing on importance of lead singers vs other members [00:02:52-00:05:25]
- Ryan expresses strong dislike for arena concert acoustics, particularly at “the death star” [00:08:03-00:08:15]
Funny moments and memorable quotes:
- “We spent millions of years trying to make fire. We might as well make use of the heat, right?” – Ryan on why humans prefer warm food [00:02:00]
- Media member’s joke about Philadelphia fans: “inflation hit them hard. They don’t have any eggs this year to throw at us” [00:04:32]
- Junior’s description of taking off his Cowboys windbreaker in hostile Philadelphia parking lot [00:05:35-00:05:45]
- George being called “Boomer” for choosing sleep over seeing his favorite band The Fix [00:07:30]
Recurring bits referenced:
- Ryan Baldwin filling in for “vacation in Gordo” [00:00:00]
- Reference to getting “fajita shirt” from sizzling plates [00:08:53]
- George’s connection to local band The Fix, including a song dedication [00:06:39]
This portion of The Musers showcased the show’s trademark blend of cultural observation and sports commentary. Ryan Baldwin’s fill-in segment began with an amusing discovery about Philadelphia tomato pie from a home shopping channel, which naturally segued into a broader discussion about regional cuisine and the eternal Dallas-Philadelphia sports rivalry.
The conversation evolved into a fascinating debate about food authenticity and regional specialties, with the hosts defending Texas barbecue and Tex-Mex while dismissing Philadelphia’s famous cheesesteak as overrated. Their shared experiences of hostile Cowboys road trips to Philadelphia provided entertaining war stories about police escorts, angry fans, and post-game survival tactics.
The second segment shifted to entertainment with Baldwin’s humorous public apology to Keanu Reeves, then delved into the philosophical question of band authenticity when discussing the Pantera reunion show. The hosts debated whether bands remain legitimate after losing key members, with particular focus on the irreplaceable nature of lead singers. George’s decision to skip his beloved band The Fix in favor of an early bedtime provided a relatable moment of aging gracefully, earning him gentle ribbing from his co-hosts about becoming a “boomer.”
⏰ Mid-Show Analysis
Segments in this portion:
“This Week in Ticket History” (TWITH) [00:00:00]: Host Ryan Baldwin presented clips from The Ticket’s archives, including EA’s animal-like vocalizations, a disgusting hot dog eating contest between EA and Creighton, trash can shooting mishaps by Gordo and Junior, and a heated 2010 argument between Norm and a caller named Daryl about horse racing picks.
“Observation Deck” [00:00:00]: Ryan Baldwin filled in for the vacationing Gordo, discussing his complete loss of faith in the Dallas Cowboys and how his generation (32 and younger) has given up on the team.
Was there an “Observation Deck” segment?
- Ryan Baldwin filled in for Gordo who was on vacation
- Main topic was Baldwin’s complete loss of faith in the Dallas Cowboys after watching their recent documentary
- He described it as “a bunch of old heads going, look how great we were”
- Discussion about how fans aged 34 and younger have largely given up on the Cowboys
- Baldwin mentioned working with college students at North Texas who shared his cynicism about the team
Sports topics discussed:
- Cowboys pessimism: Baldwin expressed complete loss of faith in the Dallas Cowboys, citing their recent documentary as just nostalgia from former players
- Generational divide: Discussion about how fans 34 and younger have largely given up on Cowboys success
- Historical sports radio moments: TWITH segment featured past Ticket moments including sports-related caller arguments
Funny moments, Gordo bits, or memorable one-liners:
- [00:00:11] Baldwin’s pronunciation joke: “We can call this Twith, which sounds like a certain boxer was hosting the segment”
- [00:01:07] Description of EA sounding “like a bear could talk” when excited
- [00:01:26] Hot dog eating contest described as “maybe the most disgusting segment we’ve ever had on the station”
- [00:04:08] Gordo allegedly screaming “let’s go, Brandon” after missing trash shots
- [00:06:15] Norm’s heated exchange: “Careful how you use the word idiot” / “That’s a mirror you’re looking in”
Pop culture, music, or non-sports topics discussed:
- Concert venues: Extended discussion about preferring smaller venues (5,000 or less) over large stadiums like AT&T Stadium for better sound quality and atmosphere
- Concert economics: Talk about how big bands could theoretically do small venue tours with higher ticket prices but lower production costs
- The Rolling Stones: Mentioned poor sound quality at large venue shows
This portion of The Musers featured Ryan Baldwin filling multiple roles while Gordo was on vacation. The “This Week in Ticket History” segment provided entertaining throwback clips showcasing classic Ticket moments, from EA’s bizarre eating contest victory to Norm’s legendary caller confrontations. The historical clips demonstrated the station’s long-running tradition of spontaneous, often absurd content that becomes part of its lore.
Baldwin’s “Observation Deck” segment struck a chord with Cowboys pessimism that likely resonated with many listeners. His discussion about generational fatigue with the Cowboys franchise reflected a broader sentiment among younger fans who have never experienced the team’s success from the 1990s. The segment effectively captured the malaise surrounding the team without dwelling too heavily on specifics.
The show maintained its characteristic blend of sports talk and entertainment, with the TWITH segment particularly highlighting how even mundane moments like missing trash cans can become memorable radio when the right personalities are involved. The casual transition between serious sports discussion and absurdist comedy exemplified The Ticket’s distinctive approach to sports talk radio.
🏁 Final Hour Analysis
Segments in this portion:
- Observation Deck [00:00:00] – Ryan Baldwin fills in for vacationing Gordo, discussing Philadelphia tomato pie after seeing it advertised on a home shopping channel, which leads to broader discussion of Philadelphia vs. Dallas food culture
Sports topics discussed in this portion:
- Cowboys vs. Eagles rivalry context through food discussion
- Cowboys road trips to Philadelphia, with stories about hostile fan experiences at Veterans Stadium and RFK Stadium in Washington
- Mention of a specific Cowboys victory with Drew Bledsoe at quarterback [00:05:31]
- Discussion of Cowboys team buses getting police escorts and fan reactions in Philadelphia
Funny moments or memorable bits:
- Ryan’s confusion about Philadelphia tomato pie – focaccia bread with tomato sauce and Romano cheese served cold [00:01:19-00:01:50]
- Discussion of overrated Philly cheesesteaks and the famous competing corner establishments that “both suck” [00:02:33]
- George’s story about hiding his Cowboys windbreaker in a post-apocalyptic Philadelphia parking lot after a Cowboys win [00:05:18-00:05:55]
- Junior’s old-school stories about getting things thrown at Cowboys team buses in Washington and Philadelphia [00:04:42-00:05:15]
- Debate over Dallas food inventions, including frozen margaritas from La Hacienda on Greenville Avenue [00:06:22-00:06:39]
Final notable quotes or moments:
- “If I have to go to specific place to get a good cheesesteak, is the cheesesteak actually that good in general?” [00:03:42-00:03:45]
- “I’d take a corny dog from the State Fair over a Philly cheesesteak” [00:07:00-00:07:04]
- Discussion of how fajita sizzle has become overrated: “it will give you fajita shirt” and ruins restaurant conversations [00:08:45-00:09:09]
Summary:
The final portion of The Musers centered on an “Observation Deck” segment with Ryan Baldwin filling in for Gordo on vacation. The discussion began with Ryan’s bewilderment at seeing Philadelphia tomato pie advertised on a home shopping channel, leading to a broader exploration of Philadelphia versus Dallas food culture in the context of the Cowboys-Eagles rivalry.
The conversation evolved into entertaining stories about Cowboys road trips to hostile NFC East cities, particularly Philadelphia and Washington. Junior shared old-school tales of objects being thrown at team buses, while George recounted a memorable experience hiding his Cowboys gear in a post-apocalyptic Philadelphia parking lot after a Cowboys victory. Ryan described the intense atmosphere of riding the police-escorted team buses through Philadelphia, with fans lining the streets to express their displeasure.
The show wrapped up with a lighthearted debate about signature Dallas foods, touching on frozen margaritas, corn dogs, ballpark nachos, and the origins of fajitas. The hosts concluded that while Texas barbecue and Tex-Mex are superior to Philadelphia’s offerings, Dallas specifically lacks as many iconic food inventions as one might expect from such a large, multicultural city. The segment maintained The Musers’ characteristic blend of sports talk and cultural commentary, ending on a humorous note about the overrated sizzle of restaurant fajitas disrupting dinner conversations.
Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.
