The Musers — 2025-11-18

The Musers — 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Tuesday, November 18, 2025

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• Observation Deck
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• Fake Jason Kidd The Musers 11122025
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• Craig Goes to New Mexico The Musers 11112025
• Fake Nico Harrison The Musers 11112025
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• Mushmouth The Musers 11102025
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🎙️ Early Show Analysis

Here is the analysis of this portion of The Musers:

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Segments in This Portion

• Observation Deck (two instances): Gordo’s recurring commentary segment, sponsored by Timelock (first instance) and Tyler (second instance). The first covered observations from the Cowboys’ Monday Night Football win over the Raiders, including emotional reactions to players wearing Shedeur Sanders memorial shirts, Las Vegas bumper shots, the Manning cast, Dak’s pre-snap handshake ritual, CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens being benched to start the game, and a complaint about referees still using beanbags to mark spots. The second Observation Deck covered the Aurora Borealis being visible in North Texas, dark sky locations in Texas, the history of humans viewing the night sky, flat earth conspiracy theories, and the “Birds Aren’t Real” movement.
• Fake Jerry: A comedic bit in which Gordo impersonates Jerry Jones calling in to discuss the Cowboys’ 33-16 win over the Raiders. Topics included Mark Davis’s haircut, being visited by three “football ghosts” (a riff on A Christmas Carol, with OJ Simpson as the third ghost), why CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens were benched, Pete Carroll’s gum-chewing, and the new Cowboys acquisition Quentin Johnston/Williams.
• Fake Jason Kidd: A comedic bit in which Gordo impersonates Mavericks head coach Jason Kidd calling in to discuss the firing of GM Nico Harrison and the team’s 3-8 start. The character takes idioms and sports clichés hyper-literally (e.g., “nail in the coffin,” “don’t look back,” “all that glitters isn’t gold,” “rise like a phoenix”).
• Craig Goes to New Mexico: Craig (Junior) recounts a long weekend trip to northern New Mexico during the Cowboys’ bye week. He discusses flying American Airlines to Santa Fe, TSA wait times, government shutdown effects on travel, and flying with his four-year-old daughter.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• Cowboys (Observation Deck, Fake Jerry): The Cowboys beat the Las Vegas Raiders 33-16 on Monday Night Football. CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens were benched for the first series as a disciplinary measure, though the reason was not officially disclosed. Gordo speculated they may have violated a curfew or missed a team meeting while in Las Vegas. Dak Prescott’s pre-snap handshake ritual with offensive players was noted positively. Quentin Johnston (referred to as “Quentin Williams” in the Fake Jerry bit, then corrected) had a strong game. Pete Carroll’s gum-chewing as Raiders head coach was mocked. The Cowboys improved to 4 wins on the season. Jerry Jones’s slumped posture in his suite was noted by the cameras.
• Mavericks (Fake Jason Kidd): The Mavericks’ firing of GM Nico Harrison was the main topic. The team’s 3-8 record was cited as a likely contributing factor. Anthony Davis and Kyrie Irving’s health/return were mentioned as potential factors in a turnaround.
• College Football (Craig Goes to New Mexico): A brief mention that Mike Ducey (described as the “fourth Muser”) traveled to Iowa to watch Oregon vs. Iowa, his alma mater. Ed Werder was noted to have gone to Colorado.

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Debates or Strong Opinions Expressed

• Gordo argued that benching Lamb and Pickens hurt the team on the field, questioning the theatrical nature of “starting” discipline when the players just came in one play later. George pushed back, arguing the embarrassment of watching their teammates play without them carried real psychological weight and served a culture-building purpose. [Observation Deck, ~00:06:30–00:09:15]
• Gordo complained strongly that NFL referees still use beanbags to mark spots on the field, calling it “half-assed” given that video technology could pinpoint exact locations. George noted the NFL may be moving toward a sky-cam solution. [Observation Deck, ~00:09:18–00:10:10]
• Gordo expressed frustration about being forced to watch the Cowboys game live without a DVR, describing the loss of control as “inhuman.” [Observation Deck, ~00:00:00–00:01:15]
• The hosts had a lively discussion about flat earth belief, with Craig expressing genuine bewilderment at how widespread and passionately held the belief has become. Gordo noted the moon landing conspiracy was especially offensive to the astronauts who risked their lives. [Observation Deck 2, ~00:05:52–00:10:05]

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable Quotes

• Fake Jerry ghost story: Fake Jerry describes being visited in his “Steven Paddock Mandalay Bay suite” by “the tracksuit-wearing ghost of Al Davis,” who warned him three football ghosts would visit — the Ghost of NFL Past, the Ghost of NFL Present, and OJ Simpson. OJ then “cut his head off.” [Fake Jerry, ~00:02:36–00:03:48]
• Fake Jerry on why Lamb and Pickens were benched: “They went out gambling and ended up double-teaming a stripper in a dilapidated bathroom stall in a tired steakhouse. But I can’t get into it. It’s only okay when Stephen and I do it.” [Fake Jerry, ~00:04:22–00:04:47]
• Fake Jerry on getting drunk: “I got so drunk that when I tried to talk, I sounded like an old dial-up modem.” [Fake Jerry, ~00:07:27]
• Fake Jerry on Mark Davis: “That thing he’s got on top of his head looks like he lost a bet… it’s not really a hairstyle so much as it is a cry for help.” And: “He’s got to be old Pete Davidson hog down there or something.” [Fake Jerry, ~00:01:00–00:01:47]
• Fake Jason Kidd taking “nail in the coffin” literally: Kidd launches into a detailed discussion of whether structural nails or Torx head screws are the better fastener for a coffin lid, referencing tensile shear stress. [Fake Jason Kidd, ~00:01:36–00:01:48]
• Fake Jason Kidd on “all that glitters isn’t gold”: Kidd corrects the idiom by discussing gold’s low Mohs hardness rating and pivots to questioning whether a dancer using glitter really needs gold flakes if she’s “shaking a milk jug over a 2 p.m. businessman’s face.” [Fake Jason Kidd, ~00:02:53–00:03:38]
• Fake Jason Kidd on “rise like a phoenix”: Kidd notes he doesn’t play for Phoenix anymore, and objects to the imagery of emerging from “conflagration detritus” due to respiratory concerns and uniform graying. [Fake Jason Kidd, ~00:03:57–00:04:28]
• Gordo on the bumper shots in Las Vegas: Suggested that networks should sell ad time embedded in the city bumper shots during NFL broadcasts, calling it an “underutilized” money-making opportunity. [Observation Deck, ~00:03:03–00:04:16]
• Tyler Guyton’s flop: Gordo awarded Guyton an imaginary Oscar for a delayed, exaggerated reaction to a punch, describing it as “the Kennedy head snap.” [Observation Deck, ~00:10:16–00:10:36]
• Gordo on the night sky: “For the entirety of human history they saw it all the time — that was their Netflix.” [Observation Deck 2, ~00:05:18–00:05:26]
• Gordo’s Azle summer camp story: Gordo reminisced about attending summer camp in Azle as a child and observing “sexually advanced” kids who appeared to be in an inappropriate relationship with an adult counselor, which he says he didn’t fully understand at age 10 but “knew it was wrong.” [Observation Deck 2, ~00:11:11–00:11:55]

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Recurring Bits, Characters, or Inside Jokes Referenced

• Fake Jerry Jones — A long-running Musers recurring character in which Gordo impersonates Cowboys owner Jerry Jones calling in to the show. Standard format: George introduces “Jerry,” Gordo does the voice, the hosts play along asking real questions.
• Fake Jason Kidd — A recurring Musers character in which Gordo plays Jason Kidd as someone who takes all idioms and sports clichés with extreme, pedantic literalism.
• Observation Deck — Gordo’s recurring segment where he rattles off a list of random observations, typically game-related, in list format.
• “Cowboy Victory Tuesday” — Referenced by Fake Jerry at the end of the Fake Jerry segment, a Ticket recurring phrase used on the Monday after a Cowboys win (though applied loosely here to a Tuesday after a Monday night game).
• The Manning Cast — Referenced as something George recorded and hadn’t yet watched, with a brief discussion of Peyton and Eli Manning’s comedic sensibilities.
• Mike Ducey as “the fourth Muser” — Mentioned casually as a regular contributor who was traveling during the bye week.
• Gordo and the Azle summer camp — Appears to be a callback to a previous story Gordo has told before, as it’s introduced briefly without much setup.
• “Check yourself before you wreck yourself” — Fake Jason Kidd deploys this as a catchphrase directed at George.

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Summary

This portion of The Musers opens with two Observation Deck segments bookending the main comedy and sports content. The first Observation Deck is anchored by the Cowboys’ Monday Night win over the Raiders — Gordo processes the emotional whipsaw of seeing players wear Shedeur Sanders tribute shirts while celebrating good plays, complains about watching the game without a DVR, questions the theatrical logic of benching CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens for one series as discipline, and pokes fun at Tyler Guyton’s dramatic flop and the NFL’s outdated beanbag spot-marking system. The second Observation Deck is more wide-ranging and philosophical, touching on the Aurora Borealis being visible in North Texas, light pollution robbing modern people of the night sky their ancestors saw every night, and a spirited conversation about flat earth conspiracy theories and the satirical “Birds Aren’t Real” movement.

The comedy highlights of this portion are two extended Gordo character bits. In Fake Jerry, Gordo’s Jerry Jones voice delivers absurdist riffs on Mark Davis’s haircut, a Dickensian ghost story set in the Mandalay Bay suite, crude speculation about why Lamb and Pickens were benched, and Pete Carroll’s gum-chewing. The bit is loose, profane, and very funny, with George and the others feeding Gordo straight lines. Fake Jason Kidd is a more structurally precise bit — the comedy engine is Kidd taking every sports idiom literally with elaborate, technical counterarguments (coffin nail tensile stress, gold’s Mohs hardness rating, respiratory hazards of rising from ashes), with the hosts pretending to be baffled and apologetic.

Craig’s New Mexico travel story serves as a grounding, more personal segment that also touches on the real-world context of TSA staffing shortages and government shutdown travel disruptions. Craig’s account of thanking TSA workers who hadn’t been paid, and flying with his four-year-old using a tablet as the secret weapon, gives the show a human moment between the comedy bits. Throughout all segments, the show’s conversational chemistry — Gordo’s absurdism, George’s straight-man reactions, and Craig’s measured analytical voice — is on full display.

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⏰ Mid-Show Analysis

Here is the analysis of this portion of The Musers:

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Segments in This Portion

• Craig Goes to New Mexico (~00:03:04): Craig (Junior) recaps a family trip to New Mexico with his young daughter. He discusses fall foliage, a play date between his daughter and a friend she made at summer camp, the charm of 4-year-old mispronunciations, and the chaos of dining out with young kids (“restaurant rodeo”).
• Fake Nico Harrison (~00:00:00 of that segment): Gordo performs an absurdist comedic bit posing as Mavericks GM Nico Harrison in a fake phone interview, lampooning the Luka Dončić trade and Harrison’s tenuous job status.
• Observation Deck (~00:00:00 of that segment): Gordo’s regular segment covering a few pop culture and news items, including Carly Rae Jepsen’s pregnancy, Jon Stewart’s continued run on The Daily Show, and a viral story about a disgusting airplane seatmate.

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Observation Deck Segment

• Carly Rae Jepsen pregnancy: Gordo leads with the news that Carly Rae Jepsen is pregnant. He plays “Call Me Maybe” with comedic overlaid commentary (“Who’s the daddy?”). The hosts debate how old the song is — Craig guesses around 20 years, Gordo guesses 2015, Craig looks it up and finds it was 2011 (14 years old). Gordo notes she married a collaborator named Cole M.G.N. at the Chelsea Hotel in New York.
• Gordo then goes on a tangent about staying at the Chelsea Hotel on New Year’s Eve 1999/Y2K, specifically requesting the room near where Sid Vicious allegedly killed Nancy Spungen. Craig jokes he should write a book called *The Macabre Traveller*.
• Jon Stewart / The Daily Show: Gordo reports that Jon Stewart will remain as Monday host of The Daily Show through December 2026, covering the midterms. The hosts note Stewart left the show in 2015 and had a struggling Apple TV show before returning. Gordo says Stewart is “really made for that job.”
• Delta “human biohazard” flight story: Gordo recounts a viral passenger complaint about a 5.5-hour flight from Florida to LA seated next to an elderly man with mobility issues and severe hygiene problems. The traveler was trapped in the window seat. Upon landing, the seatmate stood up and revealed “literal poop smears on the seat and on him.” Gordo prefaces the story by saying he feels bad for everyone involved. The segment cuts off before the punchline about the flight attendant suggesting a mask.
• Gordo also shares a personal anecdote about his brother sitting next to a man in a heavy wool military uniform with severe body odor on a flight to Namibia for a safari.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• Dallas Mavericks / Nico Harrison firing rumors: Discussed extensively in the Fake Nico Harrison segment. The real-world context is that Harrison is reportedly close to being fired by Mavericks ownership (the Adelsons/DeMotts) shortly after ownership publicly backed the Luka Dončić trade. The segment satirizes Harrison’s inability to defend his decisions and his apparent susceptibility to being talked into anything by Lakers GM Rob Pelinka.
• Luka Dončić’s strong play in LA: Mentioned within the Fake Nico Harrison bit — “Fake Nico” acknowledges Luka has been playing great and that Pelinka calls him regularly to brag about it.
• Cooper Flagg: “Fake Nico” ends the interview on a note of faint optimism, mentioning Cooper Flagg as something Mavs fans can be excited about, describing him as looking “like a kid you just pulled out of a hundred horsepower factory cab Kubota.”

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Notable Debates or Host Disagreements

• Light disagreement over the age of “Call Me Maybe” — Gordo guessed 2015, Craig thought it might be 20 years old, and the confirmed answer was 2011 (14 years ago). Gordo jokingly says Craig “owes him money” for being three years off.

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, or Memorable One-Liners

• The entire Fake Nico Harrison segment is a sustained Gordo comedy bit. Highlights include:
• “Fake Nico” complimenting every question as “the greatest question of all time” or “better than most people who have ever lived.”
• Claiming he’d trade Luka for “a Snickers bar and a season pass at Six Flags” — then clarifying he negotiated Hurricane Harbor access as well.
• Describing his bladder condition as “water that accumulates in my bladder and turns yellow” — met with Craig’s deadpan: “I think everybody has that problem.”
• Describing the “Fire Nico” chants as “Hire Nico” chants — to hire him as coach too.
• The bit devolving into Pelinka allegedly asking Harrison to do increasingly absurd things (clubbing an elderly person, climbing a flagpole, and eventually something sexually suggestive) — all of which “Fake Nico” seems to seriously consider.
• Describing Cooper Flagg as looking “like a kid you just pulled out of a hundred horsepower factory cab Kubota.”
• Craig’s daughter’s audio clip [~00:06:57]: Craig plays a recording of his daughter “reading” a Bluey book by making up her own story. Her version ends: *”Let’s unbuckle our seatbelts, says Bluey. Then they were finally there. The end. Man, that was a great story.”* Hosts found it charming and funny.
• “Restaurant rodeo”: Craig’s coinage for the chaos of dining out with young children — arms and elbows everywhere, glasses in danger. George adds that babies will “windshield wiper” everything off their tray.
• Craig’s daughter asking mid-flight, after 90 minutes in the air: *”Are we still in Dallas?”* — Craig: *”If we’re still in Dallas, we don’t have a very good pilot.”*
• Gordo on staying at the Chelsea Hotel for Y2K specifically to be near the room where Sid killed Nancy: *”You have to be near the source of all that is unholy.”*

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Pop Culture, Music, and Non-Sports Topics

• Carly Rae Jepsen: Pregnancy announcement, marriage to Cole M.G.N. at the Chelsea Hotel, discussion of “Call Me Maybe” (2011).
• Chelsea Hotel, New York: Gordo’s Y2K story, history of Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen, and a note that Mark Twain also stayed there.
• Jon Stewart / The Daily Show: Return to the show, his failed Apple TV project, plans to host through December 2026 for the midterms.
• Delta airline “biohazard” passenger story: Viral complaint about a cross-country flight next to an elderly incontinent passenger.
• Bluey (children’s animated show): Referenced when Craig plays the clip of his daughter improvising a story from a Bluey book.
• Parenting topics: Correcting vs. enjoying children’s mispronunciations, the “little girl voice” fading by age 5, summer friendships, and dining out with toddlers.

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3-Paragraph Summary

This portion of The Musers opens with Craig Miller recapping a family trip to northern New Mexico, where he and his wife took their young daughter to see fall foliage and reunite her with a friend made at summer camp over the summer. The segment is warm and conversational, touching on the magic of childhood friendships that pick up right where they left off, the charm of 4-year-old mispronunciations (and whether parents should correct them), and the physical chaos of dining out with multiple young kids — which Craig dubs “restaurant rodeo.” He plays an adorable audio clip of his daughter improvising a story from a Bluey book, and the hosts share their own parenting anecdotes about children windshield-wipering things off trays and the short window of the “little girl voice.”

The Fake Nico Harrison segment is a fully committed comedic Gordo bit in which he impersonates the Dallas Mavericks GM on a fake phone call. The bit skewers Harrison’s real-life situation — ownership reportedly ready to fire him despite publicly backing the Luka Dončić trade — through a character who is oblivious, sycophantic toward every question, and apparently incapable of resisting anything Rob Pelinka asks of him. “Fake Nico” claims credit for the Lakers’ success, defends the trade by noting he got Hurricane Harbor passes as part of the deal, mishears “Fire Nico” chants as “Hire Nico,” and the bit gradually devolves into surreal, increasingly inappropriate territory before wrapping up with a faint note of optimism about Cooper Flagg.

The Observation Deck with Gordo covers three items: Carly Rae Jepsen’s pregnancy (prompting a debate about how old “Call Me Maybe” actually is and a digression about Gordo spending Y2K at the Chelsea Hotel specifically to be near the room where Sid Vicious killed Nancy Spungen), Jon Stewart’s extension as Monday host of The Daily Show through December 2026, and a viral Delta Airlines story about a passenger who endured a five-and-a-half hour flight trapped next to an elderly man with severe hygiene issues — a story that ends with the revelation of fecal matter on the seat and the hapless traveler being told he should have asked for a mask.

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🏁 Final Hour Analysis

Analysis of Final Portion — The Musers, November 10-11, 2025

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Segments That Appeared

• Observation Deck (11/11/2025, ~00:09:57): The tail end of a segment discussing a Delta Airlines passenger incident involving an elderly man who defecated in his seat. The discussion centered on Delta’s corporate apology (5,000 miles, ~$50 value), what happens to the soiled seat cushion, and callbacks to “Norm’s butt muffler” from Ticket lore.

• Mushmouth Thomas (11/10/2025, ~00:00:02): A recurring Gordo character bit in which Mushmouth — a bizarre, nearly unintelligible creature — visits the studio to greet fill-in host Rich (Phillip), who used to do ticker work on the show and still calls SMU football. Mushmouth delivers absurdist “facts” about his species and makes increasingly strange requests.

• Observation Deck (11/10/2025, ~00:00:00): Gordo presents three quirky topics: (1) falling iguanas in Florida due to cold weather, (2) a “Balls Out Bowling” nude bowling event hosted by the Pittsburgh Area Naturists, and (3) a Bigfoot sighting on Interstate 80 in Pennsylvania reported by a retired civil engineer and Air Force veteran.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• Brief, joking reference to “Flingin’ D” (Dallas Cowboys) football being NOT the sporting event Gordo was about to discuss (~00:02:40 in the 11/10 Observation Deck).
• Gordo suggested Bigfoot might be a running back given his “smooth glide” crossing the highway in roughly three seconds (~00:08:52).
• Callback to an old Ticket bit: Kevin McCarthy doing play-by-play with “Basket by Sasquatch,” referencing a running joke about Sasquatch playing for the Mavericks under Don Nelson (~00:11:40).

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Funny Moments or Memorable Gordo Bits

• Delta’s seat cushion as flotation device (~00:14:15, 11/11 Observation Deck): Gordo closed the Delta story with the observation that in a water landing, the contaminated seat cushion would be right in your face as you floated in the ocean with “a tiger shark tugging at your metatarsals.”

• Norm’s butt muffler (~00:12:37, 11/11 Observation Deck): The hosts joked that Norm’s notorious seat cushion from the studio “burned like the JFK Eternal Flame for two and a half years” when they tried to incinerate it, and that it “still lit” as a landmark at River Sean Park. George added “Hazmat has to come in” to clean the plane.

• Mushmouth Thomas bit (~entire segment): Gordo’s Mushmouth character, speaking in a garbled accent, delivered a series of escalating absurdist claims to fill-in host Rich Phillip, including:
• Marshmallows are “the only animal that lay eggs and does live births at same time,” with nested fetuses that must battle each other to advance to the next level (~00:03:26).
• Mushmouth only has one wing but eats his own placenta to make it grow bigger (~00:04:04).
• Mushmouth is one of only two animals with five legs; the other is “a pit bull coming back from the playground” (~00:04:22–00:04:33).
• Mushmouth asked to sleep in Rich’s garage for the winter next to “the pegging kit that you got one Christmas that you put away because you did not like it” (~00:05:16).
• Mushmouth closed with a dark Princess Diana joke (“How do you treat a woman like a princess? Put her in a Mercedes and crash it into a wall”), which got him ejected (~00:05:58–00:06:09).

• Nude bowling riffs (~00:03:00–00:07:11, 11/10 Observation Deck): The hosts discussed the Pittsburgh “Balls Out Bowling” event, including the rule that women *may* wear bottoms but men apparently cannot, someone lingering by the ball-drying hand dryer, and the requirement to bring a towel to sit on the hard plastic chairs.

• $6 Million Man vs. Sasquatch (~00:10:44): George and the hosts reminisced about how terrifying (and poorly produced) the Sasquatch episodes of *The Six Million Man* were as children, with slow-motion “super speed” and unspecial effects.

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How the Show Wrapped Up

The 11/10 Observation Deck segment closed with George thanking Gordo: *”Thank you for those observations of Bigfoot and nude bowling, Gordon”* (~00:12:11). The 11/11 Observation Deck closed with George teasing the next segment: *”Coming up next, we get a visit from Mushmouth Thomas”* (~00:14:31). The Mushmouth segment ended after the Princess Diana joke with the hosts laughing and noting *”you may be onto something there, Rich, that he’s the worst character on the station”* — to which Mushmouth replied “I’m still here, I can hear you” before departing (~00:06:13–00:06:21).

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Notable Quotes

• *”In the event of a water landing, when you’ve got to be using the bottom cushion as your flotation device, you want that right in your face as you’re floating in the ocean trying to have a tiger shark tugging at your metatarsals.”* — Gordo (~00:14:15, 11/11 Observation Deck)

• *”I just want to add I know what I saw, but I don’t know what I saw. I’m an avid hunter with plus 50 years in the woods. This was not a bear.”* — Bigfoot witness quoted by Gordo (~00:09:49, 11/10 Observation Deck)

• *”I’m just pulling on your ball sack a little bit!”* — Mushmouth Thomas (~00:01:17)

• *”How do you treat a woman like a princess? Put her in a Mercedes and crash it into a wall.”* — Mushmouth Thomas (~00:05:58–00:06:04)

• *”That wasn’t a documentary. That was a cartoon.”* — George, responding to a Yogi Bear reference during the Bigfoot discussion (~00:09:35)

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Three-Paragraph Summary

This final portion of the show moves between two dates (November 10 and 11, 2025) and showcases the full range of what makes The Musers distinctive. The November 11 Observation Deck tail-end deals with the aftermath of a passenger being seated next to an elderly man who defecated mid-flight on Delta. The hosts dissect Delta’s boilerplate corporate apology and a paltry 5,000-mile compensation, debate whether the contaminated seat can ever truly be cleaned, and recall Ticket lore surrounding “Norm’s butt muffler.” Gordo closes the segment with a characteristically absurdist flourish, imagining the soiled seat cushion as a flotation device with a shark attack in progress.

The Mushmouth Thomas segment is a pure comedy interlude in which Gordo’s bizarre recurring character visits fill-in host Rich Phillip. Mushmouth offers increasingly unhinged “facts” about his species — nested fetuses inside eggs, placenta-eating for wing growth, five legs — and pesters Rich to let him hibernate in his garage. The bit escalates until Mushmouth delivers a jarring Princess Diana joke and is promptly shooed out, with the hosts joking that he may be “the worst character on the station” while Mushmouth protests he can still hear them.

The November 10 Observation Deck is a three-topic Gordo showcase. He opens with falling iguanas in Florida (cold-blooded creatures that lose their grip on branches and drop, later “reanimated by Jesus”), pivots to a Pittsburgh nude bowling event called “Balls Out Bowling” (complete with a curious rule allowing only women to wear bottoms, a towel requirement for sitting, and speculation about the hand-dryer), and closes with a Bigfoot sighting on Interstate 80 reported by an Air Force veteran who described the creature gliding across the highway in three seconds. The segment ends warmly with George’s dry sign-off: *”Thank you for those observations of Bigfoot and nude bowling, Gordon.”*

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Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.