The Musers — 2026-04-03
The Musers — 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Friday, April 3, 2026
📋 Segments This Day
- E-Brake
- Generic Youth Minister
- E-Brake
- Observation Deck
- Generic Youth Minister
- Observation Deck
🎙️ Early Show Analysis
Here is the analysis of this portion of The Musers — 2026-04-03:
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Segments That Appeared
- E-Brake of the Week [E-Brake segment, ~00:00:00–00:14:30]: The weekly listener-voted segment where callers pick which on-air personality or staffer had the most embarrassing or chaotic moment of the week. Three candidates were presented and played back, with callers voting by phone. Sponsored by Advanced Hair Restoration.
- Generic Youth Minister [~00:00:00–00:06:25 of its segment]: A recurring comedic character bit performed in-studio, timed to coincide with Easter/Good Friday weekend. The character visits the show to rant about religion, Easter traditions, and church logistics.
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E-Brake Segment
- The E-Brake featured three candidates:
- Candidate #1 — Creighton Branch (Hardline board op): Running the Hardline board while filling in, Creighton caused a chaotic “bumper cars” moment by triggering a spot too early, pausing it, and attempting to restart it — crashing the station’s op-ex system. The segment played back the audio of the train wreck, including Creighton’s halting technical explanation: *”My op-ex is…”*
- Candidate #2 — George Dunham (The Musers): During a discussion about Bill Cosby (in the context of AI-generated content referencing Cosby admitting to obtaining quaaludes), George apparently attempted a spontaneous Bill Cosby impression on-air that caused his co-hosts to “rear up” laughing. Gordo described it as sounding like “head injury Harry Caray.” George himself was somewhat defensive, calling it “an assault on my person” by his co-workers.
- Candidate #3 — Justin Montemayor (“Monty”): While reporting on the anniversary of Selena’s death in 1995, Monty stumbled repeatedly on the word “Tejano,” producing multiple mangled pronunciations — *”Tejano or Tejano… Tejano”* — before also awkwardly fumbling a description of Selena’s ethnicity on-air.
- Winner: George Dunham, for the Bill Cosby impression, won the listener vote — described as a “clean sweep” or near-sweep of five straight calls. George’s E-Brake win was noted as his 116th overall, though he remains 24 behind Norm (a longstanding internal leaderboard).
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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable Quotes
- Gordo described George’s Cosby impression as sounding like “head injury Harry Caray” — a memorable line that got a big reaction.
- The phrase “bumper cars all over the place” was used to describe Creighton’s cascading op-ex meltdown, and the clip was played back twice for comedic effect.
- Gordo called the Bill Cosby impression segment “Gordo’s favorite sport” — implying he loves watching George get exposed doing bad celebrity voices.
- George’s self-aware commentary: *”I think this is just a bailout by my co-workers”* and *”I think this is an assault on my person”* — defending himself even while nominating his own moment.
- Monty’s line after his Selena stumble: *”This is your Mexican or not, you know, I would— I would lose that”* — an awkward, fumbling recovery that only made the clip funnier.
- The E-Brake host noted: *”I’ve never heard you do I Guess Bill Cosby before. It’s amazing.”*
- Gordo played a fake caller — “CC Crow,” the leader of a North Texas murder of crows — complaining that someone had been trying to bribe crows with peanuts and that they don’t want to be friends. The crow also weighed in: *”Us crows love the quaaludes.”* A classic absurdist Gordo phone bit.
- A caller called in referencing “Quaalude pudding pops” — a mashup of the Cosby quaalude story and his famous Jell-O Pudding Pop commercials — and directed listeners to GoBowling.com for a free round of golf, which had nothing to do with the E-Brake, prompting a bemused reaction.
- Another caller appeared to be doing a Good Friday “Corner” bit referencing 32 years and playing *”Thank God for Me”* — seemingly a parody of a Ticket recurring segment.
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Phone Callers
- Cruz (calling in as “Cruising Lido”) [E-Brake, ~00:10:42]: Referenced a “Quaalude pudding pop” and directed listeners to GoBowling.com for a free golf certificate — a nonsensical/comedic call. Host interpreted it as a vote for George (Candidate #2).
- Unidentified caller [~00:11:01]: Asked if they were still voting on “picks against” — clearly didn’t know what segment was on. Quickly dismissed.
- “CC Crow” (Gordo, in character) [~00:11:29]: Gordo doing a bit as a crow complaining about being bribed with peanuts, then voting for “quaaludes.” Immediately identified as a Gordo character.
- Unidentified caller [~00:12:16]: Voted for George. Host said, “I know that guy.”
- Unidentified caller doing a “Corner” bit [~00:12:28]: Referenced 32 years on the air and a Good Friday special edition of what sounded like a parody recurring segment, playing *”Thank God for Me.”*
- Final caller doing a fake Cosby voice [~00:12:44]: Called in performing their own Bill Cosby impression, which the host celebrated as a winner — prompting the E-Brake clip to be played one final time.
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Recurring Bits, Characters, and Inside Jokes Referenced
- The E-Brake of the Week: Long-running weekly Ticket segment; George’s win is tracked on a running tally (116 E-Brakes, 24 behind “Norm,” presumably Norm Hitzges).
- “The murder” / CC Crow: A Gordo recurring absurdist bit involving crows and a running joke about bribing them with peanuts.
- “Head injury Harry Caray”: A Gordo-coined description used to mock bad celebrity impressions — apparently an established recurring insult/joke.
- “Op-ex”: Station terminology for the audio playback/production system, referenced repeatedly in the Creighton clip.
- Tip Sheet Tyler and Ham on paternity leave: Mentioned as context for why fill-in staffers like Creighton and Jay were working out of position.
- George’s E-Brake tally vs. Norm: A longstanding bit tracking George’s all-time E-Brake losses against Norm Hitzges’s record.
- Generic Youth Minister: A well-established recurring Musers character, described as an “old friend” welcomed back for Easter weekend.
- “P1s”: Ticket insider term for loyal, first-priority listeners — used self-referentially when the host joked the audience wasn’t as thrilled as hoped.
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Generic Youth Minister Segment — Key Details
- The Generic Youth Minister character (performed by Gordo) visited the studio for Easter/Good Friday weekend, speaking in an enthusiastic, slightly unhinged evangelical youth-pastor voice.
- He declared Good Friday should really be called “Bad Friday” because *”them Romans killed Jesus.”*
- He announced he refuses to shake hands with any Roman to this day, pretending his hands are “disabled or drawn” to avoid it.
- He speculated that Jesus “had laser-powered eyes” and could have incinerated the Romans or made them all levitate simultaneously — but was wise and forgiving instead. George called this “magi-yoda.”
- He went on a rant against the Easter Bunny, calling him a “holiday poacher” and a “fraud” stealing focus from Jesus, and declared the Easter Bunny “hell bound, IMO.”
- He proposed replacing the Easter Bunny with a “Phantom Jesus” who would break into kids’ houses at night, leave fruit roll-ups with scripture printed on them, wash children’s clothes, do their homework, rearrange furniture, and put the patio set on the roof as a prize challenge.
- He announced the church’s Passion Play had to be canceled because the actors playing Mary and Joseph ran off together — while married to other people — causing a congregation scandal. Understudies’ spouses refused to let them step in after what happened.
- The church’s handbell youth group is down to two players due to losses through “the portal” (a joke riffing on the college sports transfer portal), complicated by NIL — *”NIL has screwed up everything, George.”* With only two players, all they can perform is “Hot Cross Buns,” which *”is not really considered an Easter song anymore.”*
- The minister announced he had signed the Musers up for 45 minutes of standup each at the Easter service, and declared he was putting it on the gram despite their protests.
- He closed by inviting listeners to the service, promising jumbotrons, preachers with hip hair, and what he called “Big Resurrection Energy” (BRE).
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3-Paragraph Summary
This portion of the April 3, 2026 Musers opened with the E-Brake of the Week, the show’s weekly segment where listeners vote on the most embarrassing on-air moment. Three candidates were presented: Creighton Branch’s cascading board-op meltdown during The Hardline (dubbed “bumper cars”), George Dunham’s spontaneous and apparently terrible Bill Cosby impression during a discussion of AI-generated content referencing Cosby’s quaalude admissions, and Ticket staffer Justin Montemayor’s on-air stumbling over the word “Tejano” while reporting on the anniversary of Selena’s death. The segment was lively and self-deprecating, with George defending himself against what he called “an assault on my person” by his co-workers, while Gordo gleefully described George’s impression as sounding like “head injury Harry Caray.”
Callers weighed in throughout the E-Brake voting, with a mix of genuine votes and comedic chaos — including a caller who seemingly didn’t know what segment was on, a caller doing a riff combining Cosby’s quaalude story with Jell-O Pudding Pops, and a Gordo in-character phone bit as “CC Crow,” the leader of a North Texas murder of crows, who protested being bribed with peanuts and noted that crows prefer quaaludes. A final caller did their own Cosby impression live on air, sealing the win for George Dunham’s Cosby bit. It was noted as George’s 116th E-Brake, still 24 behind Norm on the all-time leaderboard.
The second segment featured the return of the Generic Youth Minister, a beloved Gordo character, welcomed back for Easter/Good Friday weekend. The minister delivered a rapid-fire stream of absurdist religious takes: declaring Good Friday should be called “Bad Friday,” refusing to shake hands with any Roman, suggesting Jesus had laser-powered eyes he wisely chose not to use, and calling for the abolition of the Easter Bunny — a “holiday poacher” he deemed “hell bound.” He pitched replacing the Easter Bunny with a Phantom Jesus who would break into homes bearing scripture-printed fruit roll-ups and rearrange furniture for prizes, then pivoted to announce the church’s Passion Play was canceled due to the actors playing Mary and Joseph running off together. He closed by noting the youth handbell group had lost most of its players to larger churches via the transfer portal and NIL, leaving only two players capable of performing “Hot Cross Buns” — and invited the Musers to do 45 minutes of standup each at the Easter service, which he promised would have Big Resurrection Energy.
⏰ Mid-Show Analysis
Here is the analysis of this portion of The Musers from April 3, 2026:
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Segments in This Portion
- E-Brake (referenced at 00:14:28–00:14:38): Briefly referenced at the top. The hosts note it was a strong one — a “clean sweep” of five straight votes — and that the running tally now puts the speaker 24 behind Norm. The speaker claims to be “having a pretty good year” at 116 total.
- Observation Deck with Gordo (00:00:00–00:26:47): The main segment of this portion, covering the Texas Rangers home opener, George’s commute chaos, the Tiger Woods body cam footage, and a digression into creepy movie villains.
- Generic Youth Minister (00:00:00–00:03:28): A recurring Gordo character bit performed in honor of Easter weekend, featuring the “Generic Youth Minister” ranting about the Easter Bunny and Romans.
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Observation Deck — What Was Observed/Discussed
- Texas Rangers Home Opener: First pitch at 3:05 at Globe Life Field against the Cincinnati Reds. McKenzie Gore starts for the Rangers, Brady Singer for the Reds. Stars goalie Jake Oettinger (fresh off a shutout the night before) throws out the first pitch. The Rangers are off to a 4-2 start. Junior noted the tradition of introducing the entire organization — coaches, trainers, bullpen catchers — down to the right field foul pole. George’s sister had a chance encounter with Rangers manager Skip Schumaker at a store the day before; Schumaker was described as gracious and friendly, even gifting her a store gift certificate.
- New Globe Life Field menu items: The “9th Inning Rally Sombrero” — a 26-inch fried tortilla hat filled with 9-layer dip for $39.99 — got a lot of attention. Junior called it “idiocracy.” A Nolan Ryan Beef Tenderloin sandwich on brioche bun was also noted at $39.99.
- Tiger Woods body cam footage: Newly released footage from Tiger’s 2017 DUI arrest was the centerpiece of the O-Deck. Key discussion points included:
- Tiger wandering the scene, being cooperative but disoriented
- Tiger on his cell phone at the scene, then telling an officer “I was just talking to the president, just trying to get away from everything” — described by Junior as “douchey” and “Chris Chrissy”
- Tiger’s girlfriend being Vanessa Trump (Don Jr.’s ex), which is how he likely has access to Trump
- Tiger attempting to put in a dip at the scene; an officer tells him to put it down
- Pills found in Tiger’s pocket that he called “a Narco” (correct name: Norco)
- Tiger asking officers to retrieve his putter from the overturned SUV; he reportedly told them it had won 14 majors
- The eyewitness (driver of the truck Tiger hit) initially told police Tiger was going “at a very high rate of speed” but later changed his account to “a normal rate of speed” — Junior quipped “that guy’s bank account tripled overnight”
- Tiger’s lawyer’s defense: his disorientation was from the accident, not impairment
- George noted the footage made him feel sorry for Tiger; he expressed discomfort with leaked accident footage in general
- George’s commute: George called in from I-35E southbound near Carrollton, stuck in a massive traffic jam caused by a hazmat spill near the 3040 exit. His voice came through heavily distorted — slowed down and deepened — which the hosts found hilarious and riffed on extensively, comparing him to a “deep throat informant,” a horse (per listener P1 James), and someone “on Tiger Woods painkillers.” The bit was directly tied to the Tiger DUI discussion.
- Creepy movie villain debate: Spun off from the Tiger discussion. Gordo named Anton Chigurh (No Country for Old Men) as the greatest creepy movie villain ever. George was unimpressed with both Chigurh and Hannibal Lecter/Buffalo Bill. Junior eventually landed on Darth Vader. Gordo accused Junior of rewinding and laughing at the Chigurh handcuff scene; Junior denied it and accused Gordo of “besmirching” him.
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Sports Topics Discussed
- Texas Rangers home opener: 3:05 first pitch vs. Cincinnati Reds. McKenzie Gore on the mound for his first home start as a Ranger. Rangers are 4-2 to start the season. Jake Oettinger throws out the first pitch. Full preview of what to expect from the ceremony and new concessions.
- Final Four preview mentioned as upcoming at 8:15 (not yet aired in this portion).
- Mavericks/Cooper Flagg hypothetical teased for 6:55 (not yet aired in this portion).
- Dallas Stars: Jake Oettinger referenced as having pitched a shutout the night before the Rangers home opener.
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Notable Debates or Host Disagreements
- Creepiest movie villain: Gordo strongly advocates for Anton Chigurh; George dismisses both Chigurh and Hannibal Lecter as “vastly overrated,” settles on Darth Vader. Junior (Craig) sides more with Gordo on Chigurh.
- Tiger Woods body cam footage: George expressed discomfort with the idea of leaked accident footage in general, while Junior and Gordo were more willing to analyze and critique Tiger’s behavior on it. No heated argument, but a mild tonal split.
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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable One-Liners
- George’s voice coming through distorted on the phone was the biggest running comedy bit of the segment. Gordo said it sounded like George was “being maestried.” Junior said it sounded like George “clipped the back of a pressure washer trailer.” Gordo asked George, “Have you won 15 majors?” P1 James texted that George “sounded like he just won the Kentucky Derby.” P1 Sean requested George say “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.”
- Gordo on George’s Silence of the Lambs reference: “I don’t know that he laughs when he watches it, but I do know he wipes a little drool from the corner of his mouth.”
- On Tiger calling the president from the accident scene: “Does Tiger have Trump’s cell phone in his phone, or did he call Vanessa asking for help?”
- Junior (dry): “Does the president carry a cell phone?”
- Gordo, comparing himself to Tiger: “I’m a lot like Tiger. A lot of people compare our golf games and I’ve used the same putter for 30 years.”
- Generic Youth Minister bit (Easter segment): The character declares he “won’t be friends with a Roman,” suggests Jesus had “laser-powered eyes” and should have made the Romans “levitate in the air until something broke his concentration.” He calls the Easter Bunny a “holiday poacher” who’s “hell bound” and proposes replacing him with a “Phantom Jesus” who delivers fruit roll-ups with scripture on them, washes kids’ clothes, does their homework, and pulls furniture pranks.
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Pop Culture, Music, and Non-Sports Topics Discussed
- Tiger Woods DUI body cam footage (pop culture/news)
- Vanessa Trump / Don Jr. — Tiger’s relationship with Vanessa Trump discussed
- Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill’s “lotion” line referenced by a listener)
- Anton Chigurh / No Country for Old Men — debated as greatest movie villain
- Hannibal Lecter / Jane Gumb — mentioned in villain debate
- Darth Vader — George’s pick for top movie villain
- Easter / Good Friday — occasion for the Generic Youth Minister segment
- Justin Timberlake DUI — briefly referenced as a comparison; his lawyers filed an injunction to block body cam footage release, which Tiger’s team did not do
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Summary
This portion of the April 3, 2026 Musers opens with a brief E-Brake recap before moving into the Observation Deck, anchored by two big topics: the Texas Rangers home opener and the newly released Tiger Woods DUI body cam footage. Junior sets the scene for Rangers fans — a 3:05 first pitch against the Reds, McKenzie Gore on the mound, Jake Oettinger throwing out the first pitch, and the beloved tradition of introducing the entire organization down to the bullpen catchers. A fun sidebar comes from George reporting that his sister had a warm encounter with Skip Schumaker at a store the day before, painting the Rangers manager in a very favorable light. New concession items, particularly the absurd 26-inch “9th Inning Rally Sombrero” at $40, drew plenty of mockery.
The Tiger Woods body cam discussion was the meatiest content of the O-Deck, with Gordo and Junior dissecting the footage in detail — Tiger’s disorientation, his name-dropping the president from the accident scene, his attempt to put in a dip, and his insistence on retrieving his putter from the wreckage. The hosts found the presidential phone call particularly telling and “douchey,” and briefly explored the strange social geometry of Tiger dating Vanessa Trump. George, arriving late due to a hazmat spill on I-35, called in with a heavily distorted voice that became a running comedy thread throughout the segment, with the hosts gleefully paralleling his “impaired-sounding” call to the Tiger footage. The segment closed with a lively, if low-stakes, debate over the greatest creepy movie villain of all time.
The portion ends with a recurring Easter Weekend bit: the Generic Youth Minister, performed by Gordo, stomping into the studio to put the Easter Bunny “on blast” as a “holiday poacher” stealing focus from Jesus. The character’s theology is wildly unorthodox — suggesting Jesus had laser eyes and should have force-levitated the Romans — and his proposed fix involves a “Phantom Jesus” delivering scripture-printed fruit roll-ups and doing kids’ homework on Saturday nights. It’s a well-established Ticket bit performed with Gordo’s signature absurdist energy, landing well with the crew as a fun cap to a busy Friday morning show.
🏁 Final Hour Analysis
Here is the analysis of this final portion of the show:
Segments That Appeared
- Generic Youth Minister (~00:03:34 in that segment’s timestamp): Gordo’s recurring character — a vaguely hip, theologically flexible youth minister — wraps up an Easter-themed bit. He announces the cancellation of the church’s Passion Play (Mary and Joseph ran off together, both married to other people), laments losing handbell players to bigger churches via the “portal” and NIL, and conscripts George and Junior to do 45 minutes of standup each at the Easter service. Ends with the minister promoting “Big Resurrection Energy” (BRE).
- Observation Deck (00:00:00–00:26:47): The show’s regular morning commentary segment, sponsored by Generator Supercenter and Tilock Nasser Vision. Topics covered were the Texas Rangers’ home opener and the newly released Tiger Woods DUI body cam footage.
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Sports Topics Discussed
- Texas Rangers Home Opener (~00:04:00–00:10:15): The Rangers host the Cincinnati Reds at Globe Life Field, with a 3:05 first pitch. McKenzie Gore starts for Texas, Brady Singer for Cincinnati. Stars goalie Jake Oettinger throws out the first pitch. George shares a story about his sister running into Rangers manager Skip Schumacher at a store, where Schumacher was friendly and even gave her a gift certificate. New menu items discussed, including the “$39.99 9th Inning Rally Sombrero” (a 26-inch fried tortilla hat filled with 9-layer dip) and a Nolan Ryan Beef Tenderloin sandwich, also $39.99. The Rangers are noted to be off to a 4-2 start.
- Tiger Woods DUI Body Cam Footage (~00:10:34–00:26:47): Extensive discussion of newly released body cam video from Tiger’s 2017 DUI arrest. Topics included: Tiger telling officers he “was just talking to the president” (Trump), his relationship with Vanessa Trump (Don Jr.’s ex-wife), Tiger attempting to put in a dip at the scene, pills found in his pocket that he mispronounced as “Narco” instead of Norco, the putter he reportedly wanted retrieved from his overturned Land Rover, and the eyewitness who initially said Tiger was going “at a very high rate of speed” but later changed his account. Tiger’s lawyer’s defense strategy — that his disorientation was due to the accident itself — was also discussed.
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Strong Predictions or Bold Takes
- Junior suggested that the witness who changed his story about Tiger’s speed had his “bank account triple overnight,” implying Tiger’s team paid him off (~00:18:28).
- Junior argued that everyone should remember when stopped by police that they are “playing to the audience on the other side of the body cam,” not just the officers (~00:15:22).
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Funny Moments or Memorable Gordo Bits
- Generic Youth Minister segment (opening): Gordo’s character announces the Passion Play was cancelled because the actors playing Mary and Joseph ran off together (both married to others), the church’s handbell team is down to two players due to NIL and the transfer portal, all they can play is “Hot Cross Buns,” and he has secretly signed George and Junior up for 45 minutes of standup each at the Easter service. The bit ends with “Big Resurrection Energy” (BRE) and a farewell of “Don’t forget the Prince of Peace forever.”
- George’s distorted phone voice (~00:01:00–00:23:36): George called in from his car stuck in a hazmat-related highway shutdown on I-35, and his voice came through severely distorted and slowed down on the phone. The crew compared it to a “deep throat informant,” asked if he was “on Tiger Woods painkillers,” and a listener texted that he “sounded like he just won the Kentucky Derby.” Junior played back the audio and noted it sounded like a “weird filter” making him sound like a demon. George insisted he was fine throughout.
- Anton Chigurh debate (~00:24:33–00:26:47): Junior claimed both Hannibal Lecter/Buffalo Bill and Anton Chigurh are “vastly overrated.” Junior admitted he rewatches the Chigurh handcuff scene and laughs, which George and Gordo found hilarious. Gordo quipped that Junior “wipes a little drool from the corner of his mouth” when he watches it. Junior declared: “I am being besmirched.”
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How the Show Wrapped Up
The Observation Deck ended after the Tiger Woods and George’s-distorted-voice discussions, with a brief tangent on movie villains (Darth Vader vs. Anton Chigurh vs. Hannibal Lecter). Gordo closed out the segment. The show was set to continue with upcoming segments including a Cooper Flagg/Mavericks hypothetical at 6:55 and a Final Four preview at 8:15.
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Notable Quotes
- Gordo’s Generic Youth Minister: *”Just something that says I am Lord and I have the power to kill you all, but you are loved.”* (~00:03:43)
- Generic Youth Minister on the handbell situation: *”NIL has screwed up everything, George.”* (~00:05:21)
- Generic Youth Minister: *”Big Resurrection Energy. Our BRE.”* (~00:05:02)
- Junior on the body cam: *”When you get as big as Tiger Woods or George Dunham, you expect this sort of thing.”* (~00:21:57)
- Gordo on Junior rewatching Chigurh: *”I don’t know that he laughs when he watches it, but I do know he wipes a little drool from the corner of his mouth.”* (~00:26:34)
- Junior: *”I am being besmirched.”* (~00:26:39)
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3-Paragraph Summary
This final portion of the April 3, 2026 Musers show opened with Gordo’s “Generic Youth Minister” character delivering an Easter-themed monologue. The bit centered on the church’s Passion Play being cancelled after the actors playing Mary and Joseph ran off together (both married to other people), and the handbell team being gutted by the transfer portal and NIL. The minister promoted “Big Resurrection Energy” for the upcoming Easter service and, in classic Gordo fashion, secretly booked George and Junior for 45 minutes of standup each before signing off warmly.
The Observation Deck covered two main topics. First, the Rangers’ home opener against the Reds, with details on the starting pitchers (McKenzie Gore vs. Brady Singer), Jake Oettinger throwing out the first pitch, and the new $39.99 Rally Sombrero concession item. George, calling in from his car while stuck in a hazmat-related I-35 shutdown, had his voice come through severely distorted — prompting extended mockery comparing him to a “deep throat informant” and suggestions he was on “Tiger Woods painkillers.” The segment then shifted to the newly released Tiger Woods DUI body cam footage, with the crew dissecting Tiger’s name-dropping of the president, his attempt to put in a dip at the scene, mispronouncing his painkillers, the mysterious witness whose story changed, and the Excalibur-like reverence Tiger showed for his putter.
The show closed the Observation Deck on a lighter note with a debate about the greatest creepy movie villain — Hannibal Lecter/Buffalo Bill vs. Anton Chigurh vs. Darth Vader — after Junior admitted he laughs every time he rewatches the Chigurh handcuff escape scene. George and Gordo roasted Junior mercilessly for it, with Gordo delivering the line about Junior wiping drool from his mouth. Junior’s indignant “I am being besmirched” was a fitting final note. Upcoming segments teased for the rest of the morning included a Cooper Flagg/Mavericks hypothetical at 6:55 and a Final Four preview at 8:15.
Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.
