The Musers — 2026-03-19

The Musers — 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Thursday, March 19, 2026

📋 Segments This Day

• Gordo Goes Wireless The Musers 2262026
• Heritage Auctions The Musers 2262026
• Observation Deck The Musers 2262026

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🎙️ Early Show Analysis

Analysis: The Musers — 2026-03-19 | “Gordo Goes Wireless”

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Segments That Appeared

• Gordo Goes Wireless [00:00:00–00:09:22]: The Musers broadcast live on location at Heritage Auctions for their Winter Platinum Sports Auction. Gordo roams the lobby with a wireless mic, interviewing P1 listeners and a Heritage Auctions employee. The segment functions as a casual, unscripted meet-and-greet with fans and staff on site.

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable Quotes

• [00:01:00–00:01:02] — P1 listener Sherry reveals the “Seattle rain is a myth” kept secret by locals to discourage newcomers. Gordo plays along with genuine delight.
• [00:02:00–00:02:03] — Gordo jokes that George “always wanted to be an actor and kind of stalled out in community theater,” which George immediately corrects as “Gordon’s story.”
• [00:03:43–00:04:10] — In classic Gordo fashion, he digs deeper and deeper into Sherry’s post-divorce love life in front of her son, eventually surfacing the implication that her ex-husband may have been unfaithful during the marriage. Her repeated “no comment” answers prompt George to say: *”Gordon, what is it like to wake up every day and want to make people feel bad?”* [00:04:05–00:04:09]
• [00:04:43–00:04:55] — Gordo asks Sherry’s son Vinny, on his 21st birthday, whether marijuana is legal in Seattle. Vinny enthusiastically nods. Gordo declares mom’s approval “progress.”
• [00:09:19–00:09:22] — A Ticket staffer jokes he expects a surprise party when he returns to the station. Gordo deadpans: *”Craig was in charge of it, so we’ll see how it goes.”*

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Phone Callers / On-Site Interviews

• Sherry [00:00:29–00:05:06]: A Day One P1 listener who moved from Texas to Seattle. Came to the Heritage Auctions event with her son Vinny, who was turning 21 that day. She hikes, kayaks, snowshoes, and has been divorced about 15 years. Gordo’s questioning veered into her personal life and ex-husband’s dating history.
• Vinny [00:01:25–00:05:06]: Sherry’s 21-year-old son. Works as a barista (“one of the best”) while pursuing an acting career. Enthusiastically confirmed marijuana is legal in Washington state now that he’s of age.
• Brett Weiss [00:05:13–00:08:22]: Heritage Auctions’ lead video game cataloger. Discussed the collectible video game market, including: the ET Atari cartridge urban legend (confirmed true via documentary), a sealed copy of *Super Mario 64* that sold for $1.6 million, and an upcoming *Super Mario Bros.* NES cartridge potentially worth $1 million. Drew parallels between sealed video games and rookie sports cards or first-appearance comic books.
• Unnamed Ticket Staffer [00:08:25–00:09:22]: A one-year employee of The Ticket who attends the remote. Noted that the hosts sometimes don’t say hi back in the hallway, and jokingly said the craziest thing about working there is the hosts “will just talk about anything… on the right day.”

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Recurring Bits / Inside Jokes Referenced

• Gordo prying into personal lives on the wireless mic — A well-established Gordo pattern: turning a friendly fan interview into an increasingly uncomfortable personal excavation, much to the amusement/horror of the other hosts.
• Gordo attributing his own traits to George [00:02:00]: The joke that George “stalled out in community theater” being quickly identified as actually Gordo’s story is a self-aware bit consistent with Gordo’s comedic style.

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Summary

This portion of the March 19, 2026 Musers broadcast consists entirely of the “Gordo Goes Wireless” segment, recorded live on location at Heritage Auctions in Dallas for their Winter Platinum Sports Auction. The show opens with George noting the P1-filled lobby and Gordo heading out with the wireless mic to work the crowd. The segment is loose, unscripted, and conversational — exactly the kind of remote content the Musers are known for.

Gordo’s interview with P1 listener Sherry and her son Vinny quickly became the comedic centerpiece of the segment. What started as a warm fan interaction devolved — in Gordo’s signature style — into an interrogation of Sherry’s divorce, her ex-husband’s post-marriage dating exploits, and pot legality in Washington state, all in front of her son on his 21st birthday. George’s exasperated line — *”Gordon, what is it like to wake up every day and want to make people feel bad?”* — perfectly encapsulated the dynamic.

The segment then shifted to a genuinely interesting conversation with Brett Weiss, Heritage Auctions’ lead video game cataloger, who explained the booming collectible video game market. Weiss confirmed the ET Atari cartridge landfill story as fact, cited a sealed *Super Mario 64* that sold for $1.6 million, and drew comparisons to sports card and comic book collecting. The segment closed with a brief interview with a one-year Ticket staffer who joked about expecting a surprise party back at the station — giving Gordo one last opportunity for a quick dig at Craig Miller.

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⏰ Mid-Show Analysis

Segments in This Portion

• Heritage Auctions segment [00:00:00–00:14:42]: The Musers broadcast live from Heritage Auctions World Headquarters (Airport Freeway and Valley View) during their Winter Platinum Night Sports Auction. Heritage Auctions representative Chris Ivey walked the hosts through several notable auction items. P1s were invited to attend in person, with breakfast and a Ticket merchandise table available.

• Observation Deck [partial, begins at 00:00:00 of second segment]: Begins with George reestablishing location at Heritage Auctions; transcript cuts off before content is delivered.

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Guests or Special Visitors

• Chris Ivey from Heritage Auctions, described as “our old friend” who joins them every visit. He guided the hosts through key auction lots.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• 1909 T206 Honus Wagner card: One of only 70 known to exist; previously owned by Joe Garagiola, who acquired it by trading his 1954 World Series Giants uniform. Sold in 2021 for $2.5 million; current estimate $3 million+, with a comparable PSA-1 example recently selling for just over $5 million. Expected to land around $4 million.
• Record sports card sales: A modern Jordan/Kobe dual card sold at Heritage for $12.9 million; a 1952 Mantle sold for just over $12 million. A Pokémon card (tied to Logan Paul) sold for $16 million, though it included a gold chain and diamonds.
• Wilt Chamberlain 1959 rookie season home jersey: Worn every home game of what Chris Ivey called the greatest rookie season of all time (~38 points, ~26 rebounds per game; won both Rookie of the Year and League MVP). Estimated at $3 million+. Compared to Cooper Flagg’s first game jersey, which recently sold for $1 million for roughly one half of one game.
• 1969 New York Mets World Series ring (Tom Seaver collection): Seaver went 25-7 with a .209 opponent batting average that season; won Cy Young and MVP. Ring estimated at $300,000+, already at $500,000 in bidding. George noted Seaver’s full name is George Thomas Seaver. Discussion of young Nolan Ryan being a reliever on that same Mets team. George joked that he thinks of Seaver primarily as a White Sox pitcher.
• Emmett Smith 1996 jersey: From the first game of the 1996 season (Monday Night Football vs. Chicago Bears). Emmett was injured on a goal-line play, the jersey was cut off him during neck stabilization, and he kept it in his personal collection. Estimated at $30,000+, bidding around $15,000–$16,000 at time of segment. George reflected that the game was symbolic — it was the Cowboys’ first game after Super Bowl XXX, and “the franchise would do a head dive basically for the next 30 years.”
• Hulk Hogan WrestleMania I wrestling boots (1985, Madison Square Garden): Yellow boots photo-matched to WrestleMania I, inscribed by Hogan: *”These are my real boots with my real blood on them from Madison Square Garden.”* Bidding already over $100,000, expected to reach $150,000–$250,000.

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, or Memorable One-Liners

• George on Honus Wagner [~00:04:48]: Recalled that as a kid with black cleats (the only ones his mom could afford), other kids called him “Honus Wagner.” Followed it with: *”Better than Shoeless Joe Jackson, though… at least I have shoes.”*
• Gordo on Hulk Hogan’s tall boots [~00:12:05]: Deadpanned, *”There were snakes in the ring — that’s why they have snake boots,”* then after being corrected, offered: *”Jake the Snake Roberts was in there with his boa constrictor.”* Chris confirmed that was actually true.
• Gordo on HA.com [~00:14:33]: Craig revealed Gordo had already searched for “Oswald” (as in Lee Harvey Oswald) on the site “like 30 times” and had placed several bids.

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Notable Debates or Host Disagreements

• Mild disagreement/humor around Tom Seaver’s identity: George said he doesn’t really think of Seaver as a Met — *”To me, he’s a member of the White Sox pitching staff”* — acknowledging Seaver pitched for the Sox for about two years late in his career.

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Pop Culture, Music, or Non-Sports Topics

• WWF/Wrestling memorabilia discussed at length — Hulk Hogan’s WrestleMania I boots. Gordo observed that wrestling collectibles have surged in value because the kids who grew up with those stars are now adults with disposable income.
• Logan Paul referenced in connection with the $16 million Pokémon card sale.
• T206 tobacco card history: Discussion of how the American Tobacco Company inserted cards into 13 different tobacco brand packages as a marketing strategy, and how kids would wait outside tobacco shops to collect cards from buyers.

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Summary

The Musers broadcast live from Heritage Auctions World Headquarters during their Winter Platinum Night Sports Auction, welcoming back Heritage representative Chris Ivey to walk them through the marquee lots. The segment functioned as an in-depth tour of some of the most historically significant sports memorabilia on the market, from the legendary 1909 T206 Honus Wagner card — one of only 70 known, previously owned by Joe Garagiola, estimated at $3 million+ — to a Wilt Chamberlain 1959 rookie season home jersey estimated at the same figure. Chris contextualized each item with historical depth, and the hosts reacted with genuine enthusiasm and curiosity.

The conversation ranged across baseball, basketball, football, and even professional wrestling, with the Hulk Hogan WrestleMania I boots (photo-matched, inscribed with a note about Hogan’s own blood) and an Emmett Smith jersey cut from his body after a frightening 1996 neck injury both generating strong reactions. George’s aside that the Smith jersey game was symbolically the beginning of a 30-year Cowboys decline was one of the more pointed sports observations of the segment. The hosts also touched on the broader modern collectibles market — Cooper Flagg’s first-game jersey selling for $1 million, the record-setting Jordan/Kobe card at $12.9 million, and a Logan Paul Pokémon card at $16 million.

The segment had a warm, candy-store energy throughout, with the hosts clearly enjoying the setting. Gordo provided comic relief by speculating that Hogan’s tall boots were for snake protection, and was outed by Craig for having already searched “Oswald” on HA.com and placed multiple bids. The Observation Deck segment was just beginning as the transcript ended, re-establishing the Heritage Auctions location but not yet delivering its content.

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🏁 Final Hour Analysis

Analysis: The Musers — Observation Deck / Final Portion (2026-03-19)

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Segments in This Portion

• Observation Deck / Remote Lobby Segment [00:00:08–00:09:30]: The Musers were broadcasting from what appears to be a Heritage Auctions-style venue (likely Heritage Auctions in Dallas), with P1 listeners gathered in the lobby. Gordo took a wireless mic into the crowd to interview attendees and staff. The segment featured casual, unscripted conversations with fans and an expert on-site.

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Funny Moments or Memorable Gordo Bits

• [00:02:00–00:04:10] — Gordo prying into Sherry’s personal life in front of her son: After interviewing day-one P1 listener Sherry from Seattle, Gordo pivoted hard into asking about her love life, whether she dated after her divorce, and then — in classic Gordo fashion — prodded the son Vinny about whether dad had been “tearing it up” with girlfriends after the split. Sherry’s repeated “no comment” answers only encouraged him. George audibly groaned: *”Gordon, what is it like to wake up every day and want to make people feel bad?”* Gordo pressed on anyway.
• [00:04:39–00:04:55] — Gordo asks mom if she’s okay with Vinny smoking pot now that he’s 21, which she cheerfully affirmed. Gordo declared it “progress.”
• [00:06:08–00:06:14] — George’s lone video game knowledge: When Gordo was mid-conversation with a video game expert about Atari 2600 games, George interjected with *Tecmo Bowl* — an NES game from a different era entirely. The expert gently corrected him, and Gordo deadpanned: *”I don’t know where George is going with that.”*
• [00:09:19–00:09:24] — Gordo blames Craig: When a Ticket employee joked he expected a surprise party for his one-year work anniversary, Gordo immediately said, *”Craig was in charge of it, so we’ll see how it goes.”*

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Phone Callers / In-Person Guests

• Sherry [00:00:29] — Day-one P1 listener, originally from Texas, now living in Seattle. Traveled down with her son Vinny for the remote broadcast.
• Vinny [00:01:25] — Sherry’s son, turning 21 on the day of the broadcast. Works as a barista, pursuing an acting career.
• Brett Weiss [00:05:13] — Lead video game cataloger at the auction house, discussed vintage video game collecting.
• Unnamed Ticket employee [00:08:25] — Had just passed his one-year work anniversary at The Ticket, noted that hosts sometimes don’t say hi in the hallway.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• George briefly mentioned Tecmo Bowl [00:06:03] in the context of the video game conversation — not a substantive sports discussion, but a nostalgic football game reference.

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How the Show Wrapped Up

• Gordo wrapped the wireless lobby segment after interviewing the three parties, handed it back to the desk with George saying *”Good job there, Gordo”* [00:09:28–00:09:30]. The segment ended cleanly with no formal previews or closing statements beyond that sign-off.

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Notable Quotes

• *”Gordon, what is it like to wake up every day and want to make people feel bad?”* — George Dunham [00:04:07]
• *”No comment.”* — Sherry, twice, regarding her ex-husband’s fidelity during the marriage [00:03:52, 00:04:03]
• *”I’m one of the best.”* — Vinny, on his barista skills [00:01:43], prompting Gordo: *”He’s got a lot of confidence.”*
• *”You guys will just talk about anything, and it’s just all wonderful to hear — on the right day.”* — Ticket employee [00:08:56]

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3-Paragraph Summary

This final portion of the March 19, 2026 Musers broadcast was a remote “Observation Deck” segment from what appeared to be an auction house lobby, with P1 fans gathered on-site. Gordo took a wireless microphone into the crowd while George and Craig remained at the desk. The segment had a loose, festive atmosphere driven entirely by spontaneous fan interaction rather than any prepared content.

The most entertaining stretch came from Gordo’s interview with Sherry, a day-one P1 listener who had moved to Seattle, and her son Vinny, who was celebrating his 21st birthday that morning — complete with a self-described vanilla whiskey latte from his barista job. Gordo, being Gordo, couldn’t resist digging into Sherry’s post-divorce romantic history right in front of her son, eventually drawing out pointed “no comments” about whether her ex-husband had been faithful during the marriage. George’s exasperated *”What is it like to wake up every day and want to make people feel bad?”* became the line of the segment.

The remote also included a brief but genuinely interesting conversation with Brett Weiss, the venue’s lead video game cataloger, who explained how sealed vintage cartridges — including a copy of Super Mario 64 that sold for $1.6 million — have become major collectibles in recent years. George’s attempt to contribute by bringing up Tecmo Bowl fell flat when Weiss noted it was a different console generation entirely. The segment closed with Gordo chatting up a one-year Ticket employee who joked about expecting a surprise party, giving Gordo one last opening to throw Craig under the bus before handing it back to the desk.

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Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.