The Musers — 2025-07-25
The Musers — 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Friday, July 25, 2025
📋 Segments This Day
- Observation Deck
- Training Camp 2025 Jerry Jones Question
- Jalen Brooks
🎙️ Early Show Analysis
Segments in this portion:
- Observation Deck (00:00:00-00:08:38) – Gordo’s regular segment where he brings up topics for discussion, in this case focusing on George Dunham’s consistent criticism of Jennifer Lopez
Debates or strong opinions expressed by the hosts:
- George Dunham expressing strong negative opinions about J-Lo throughout the segment, calling her irritating and saying “she’s got so much nothing” (00:03:03, 00:04:17)
- Gordo defending J-Lo and challenging George’s criticism, particularly around ageism and double standards (00:06:44-00:06:56)
- Discussion about whether J-Lo’s stage performances are age-appropriate for a 55-year-old (00:03:42-00:03:49, 00:07:07-00:07:09)
Funny moments, Gordo bits, or memorable quotes:
- George immediately guessing that Gordo was referring to J-Lo when asked about a woman he’s harsh in judging (00:00:14-00:00:16)
- George sarcastically suggesting J-Lo’s tour is called the “Over the Hill Tour” (00:00:47-00:00:49)
- Gordo sharing concert photos and jokingly describing them as “professional grandma portraits” (00:05:50-00:05:55)
- George’s repeated phrase “she’s got so much nothing” becoming a running joke (00:04:17, 00:04:39, 00:04:41)
- Gordo making jokes about J-Lo’s bowel movements and depends (00:05:15-00:05:17, 00:07:42)
Recurring bits, characters, or inside jokes referenced:
- The use of audio drops during the conversation, including one where George clarifies “that was a drop” after what sounded like him calling J-Lo a harsh name (00:03:26-00:03:28)
- References to George’s long-standing criticism of celebrities like the Kardashians and J-Lo
- The ongoing theme of George claiming he’s “changed in the last five years” while immediately contradicting that claim (00:01:21-00:01:26, 00:04:32-00:04:37)
This Observation Deck segment showcased classic Musers dynamics, with Gordo using J-Lo’s recent concert performances and provocative stage banter as a launching pad to needle George about his well-known distaste for the pop star. The segment began with Gordo easily tricking George into revealing his target, as George immediately knew Gordo was referring to J-Lo when asked about a woman he’s always been harsh toward.
The conversation evolved into a broader discussion about ageism and double standards, with Gordo defending J-Lo’s right to perform provocatively at 55 while George maintained his position that she’s “trying too hard” and has “so much nothing.” Gordo cleverly used concert photos as visual evidence, sarcastically describing them as “grandma portraits” while actually arguing that J-Lo looks great for her age and should be free to express herself without judgment.
The segment perfectly captured the show’s blend of pop culture commentary and good-natured ribbing between hosts, with George’s irrational dislike of J-Lo serving as comedic fodder while also touching on more serious themes about how society judges aging female performers differently than their male counterparts. The recurring joke of George’s supposed personal growth over the past five years was immediately undermined by his continued harsh criticism of the singer.
⏰ Mid-Show Analysis
Segments
Training Camp 2025 Jerry Jones Question [00:00:00-06:43]
The annual segment where the host asks Cowboys players a quirky question about Jerry Jones, this year focusing on whether Jerry is active on social media. Players were interviewed with mixed responses.
Sports Topics Discussed
- Cowboys Training Camp Coverage: Discussion of Jerry Jones’ potential social media activity, with interviews of Cowboys players including Akeem Adenogy, Miles Sanders, Treshaun Holden, and Keamon Hall
- Barry Switzer Reference [00:12:14]: Mention of former Cowboys coach Barry Switzer’s behavior during press conferences at Cowboys camp
Phone Callers
- Player Interviews: Multiple Cowboys players were interviewed about Jerry Jones and social media, with votes split between “no” (3 players) and “yes” (1 player – Miles Sanders)
Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, or Memorable One-liners
- “Coach Jerry” [00:05:25-31]: Revelation that Jerry Jones likes being called “Coach Jerry” by players
- JLo Period Discussion [00:08:39-09:20]: Recurring reference to Gordon’s old claim about Jennifer Lopez’s menstrual cycles
- “Big Old Hog” References [00:10:11-29]: Crude bathroom humor discussion
- Hand-Down-Pants Study [00:11:04-13:21]: Discussion of 2021 medical research about men touching themselves, including Barry Switzer anecdote and pandemic behavioral changes
Pop Culture, Music, or Non-Sports Topics
- Social Media Discussion: Extended conversation about Jerry Jones’ potential Twitter/social media usage
- Medical Research Study [00:11:04]: 2021 study about male behavior and self-touching habits
- Celebrity References: Jennifer Lopez discussion and President Trump social media comparison
Summary
This portion of The Musers focused heavily on the annual “Jerry Jones Question” segment from Cowboys training camp, where the host interviewed multiple players about whether they think Jerry Jones is active on social media. The responses were mixed, with most players thinking the 82-year-old owner probably doesn’t use social platforms, while Miles Sanders believed Jerry stays informed through social media.
The show took several comedic detours, including discussions about crude bathroom habits, references to old Jennifer Lopez commentary, and a detailed breakdown of a 2021 medical study about male self-touching behaviors. The hosts maintained their characteristic blend of sports talk and absurdist humor, with particular emphasis on bathroom and sexual humor that seems typical for the show’s style.
The segment demonstrated the show’s unique approach to sports radio, combining legitimate Cowboys training camp coverage with offbeat questions and tangential conversations that veer into pop culture, medical studies, and crude humor, all while maintaining the hosts’ distinctive comedic chemistry and willingness to discuss topics that traditional sports shows might avoid.
🏁 Final Hour Analysis
What segments appeared in this portion?
- Jalen Brooks [00:00:00-00:05:23]: Gordo interviews Cowboys receiver Jalen Brooks using his “anonymous reporter guy” deep voice persona to bypass security. The interview covers training camp, music played during practice, speed, and ends abruptly when Gordo asks about 9/11 conspiracy theories.
Sports topics were discussed in this portion:
- Cowboys training camp practices and new techniques using music as distraction training
- Jalen Brooks’ 40-yard dash time vs. game speed [00:03:05-00:03:17]
- Jerry Jones’ social media habits and how Cowboys PR staff sends him tweet links [00:06:45-00:10:07]
Funny moments or memorable Gordo bits:
- Gordo’s “anonymous reporter guy” deep voice persona to avoid Cowboys security detection [00:00:23-00:00:45]
- Progressively absurd interview questions including suggesting “lambs screaming or Branch Davidian” music [00:01:40-00:01:46], nude Chippendale dancers as distractions [00:02:49-00:02:56], and asking about internet speed [00:02:59]
- The interview ending when Gordo asks “Do you think 9-11 was an inside job?” [00:04:06-00:04:16]
- Discussion about Gordo’s love of “pitch down humor” and doing Bruce Bochy impressions [00:04:28-00:05:23]
Any final notable quotes or moments:
- Jalen Brooks on game speed vs. combine times: “My 40 was slow at Combine, but I’m fast… If you want to look at 40, go ahead. I’m going to be slow. But if you want to come out here and look at the field, I’m going to be fast.” [00:03:08-00:03:16]
Summary:
This portion of The Musers featured Gordo’s latest comedic field reporting attempt, where he adopted an “anonymous reporter guy” deep voice persona to interview Cowboys receiver Jalen Brooks at training camp. The interview started normally with questions about practice and the team’s new technique of playing music during drills to simulate crowd noise and improve focus. Brooks handled the legitimate questions well, discussing how the music helps with communication and discipline.
However, true to Gordo’s style, the interview quickly devolved into increasingly absurd territory. He suggested even more distracting elements like “lambs screaming” or nude dancers, asked random questions about internet speed and least favorite states, and ultimately ended the interview by asking about 9/11 conspiracy theories. Brooks remained remarkably patient throughout, even saying “we’re having a good time” before finally cutting things short.
The segment concluded with the other hosts appreciating Gordo’s commitment to “pitch down humor” and his ability to maintain the anonymous reporter character without Brooks even questioning the obviously fake deep voice. There was also discussion about Jerry Jones’ confirmed social media usage, with sources revealing that Cowboys PR staff regularly sends him tweet links and that he actively scrolls through social media apps on his phone, though he never posts himself.
Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.
