The Musers β 2025-09-03
The Musers β 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Wednesday, September 3, 2025
π Segments This Day
- Observation Deck
- TWITH
- Observation Deck
- TWITH
ποΈ Early Show Analysis
Segments in This Portion
Observation Deck [00:00:00-00:10:08] – Ryan Baldwin (sitting in for vacationing Gordo) discusses his complete loss of faith in the Dallas Cowboys, particularly after watching what seems to be a Cowboys documentary. The conversation transitions to his experience as a new father with a 4.5-month-old daughter, comparing modern parenting resources to how previous generations managed without instant internet access.
This Week in Ticket History (TWITH) [00:00:00-00:03:36] – Ryan Baldwin hosts a segment featuring clips from past Ticket shows, including EA’s animal-like vocalizations during a donut discussion and a disgusting hot dog eating contest between EA and Creighton from Labor Day the previous year.
Sports Topics Discussed
Dallas Cowboys [00:00:18-00:02:52] – Ryan Baldwin expresses complete loss of faith in the Cowboys, calling a recent Cowboys documentary/show good entertainment but frustrating to watch. Discussion covers how fans aged 34 and younger have largely given up hope, concerns about Jerry Jones passing control to Stephen Jones (who learned from Jerry), and brief mentions of Stephen Jones showing some pushback against Jerry regarding contracts (Dion contract dispute, Micah Parsons press conference corrections).
Debates or Strong Opinions
Cowboys Pessimism [00:00:24-00:02:52] – Ryan Baldwin strongly believes he won’t see Cowboys success in his lifetime due to Jerry Jones’ management and the likelihood that Stephen Jones will continue the same approach. He won’t force his daughter to be a Cowboys fan, allowing her to root for any team except NFC East rivals.
Parenting Information Overload [00:05:33-00:06:02] – Baldwin criticizes “self-proposed experts” in parenting groups who contradict medical professionals without credentials, expressing frustration with misinformation.
Funny Moments and Memorable Quotes
George’s Age Jokes [00:09:42-00:09:50] – Ryan jokes about George being so old he was “cooking rabbits over a fire” and living in “the pioneer days.”
EA’s Animal Sounds [TWITH 00:00:35-00:01:13] – Discussion of EA’s various vocalizations when excited, described as sounding like birds, bears, or owls, with Junior noting “if a bear could talk, it would sound like EA.”
Hot Dog Contest Disgust [TWITH 00:01:17-00:02:48] – Description of EA’s eating being so gross during a hot dog contest that it distracted his opponent Creighton, with someone saying they might not eat again that day.
Recurring Bits Referenced
TWITH Segment [TWITH 00:00:07-00:00:16] – Ryan mentions being inspired by “a certain Invasion segment” and jokes that the acronym TWITH sounds like how boxer Mike Tyson would pronounce “with.”
E-Brake References [TWITH 00:03:00-00:03:36] – Brief mention of Musers’ history with trash can-related E-brakes, with a clip of Gordo apparently missing a trash can entirely.
Summary
This portion of The Musers opens with the Observation Deck segment, where Ryan Baldwin fills in for the vacationing Gordo and immediately establishes his complete disillusionment with the Dallas Cowboys. Baldwin, representing what he sees as a generational shift among fans aged 34 and younger, expresses doubt that he’ll see Cowboys success in his lifetime due to Jerry Jones’ management style and the likelihood that Stephen Jones will continue the same approach. His pessimism runs so deep that he plans to let his infant daughter choose any NFL team except NFC East rivals.
The conversation organically shifts to Baldwin’s experience as a new father to a 4.5-month-old daughter, providing a more lighthearted tone as he marvels at modern parenting resources. He reflects on how previous generations managed without instant Google searches for baby concerns, relying instead on pediatricians, family advice, and resources like Dr. Spock’s baby book. The hosts share parenting wisdom, with George noting that his pediatrician advised throwing away conflicting parenting books to avoid “paralysis by analysis,” while Junior provides cost perspective on modern diaper prices ($35 for 96 size ones).
The segment concludes with “This Week in Ticket History” (TWITH), where Baldwin showcases memorable moments from past shows, including EA’s distinctive animal-like vocalizations and a particularly disgusting hot dog eating contest between EA and Creighton. The clips serve as comic relief while highlighting the station’s history of bizarre on-air moments, including EA’s bear-like sounds and his strategic advantage in the eating contest where his gross consumption style apparently distracted his opponent enough to secure victory.
β° Mid-Show Analysis
Segments that appeared in this portion:
- TWITH (This Week in Ticket History) – Featured classic moments from The Ticket’s archives including George missing trash can shots, Junior’s failed “Iceman” impression, and a heated 2010 exchange between Norm and a caller named Daryl about horse racing tips
- Observation Deck – Ryan Baldwin (Baldy) filling in for vacationing Gordo, discussing Cowboys pessimism and new parent experiences
Observation Deck segment:
- [00:00:00] Ryan Baldwin sat in for Gordo, discussing his complete loss of faith in the Dallas Cowboys after watching their recent documentary
- Cowboys cynicism among fans 34 and younger, with Baldwin saying he won’t force his child to be a Cowboys fan
- New parenthood experiences with his 4.5-month-old daughter – marveling at how parents managed before internet/smartphones for instant advice
- Discussion of information overload vs. the convenience of modern parenting resources
- Cost of diapers ($35 for 96 size ones) and his tiny daughter staying in size one diapers
Sports topics discussed:
- Cowboys pessimism and generational fan fatigue
- Stephen Jones potentially pushing back against Jerry Jones on player contracts (Dion, Micah Parsons)
- The futility cycle continuing with Stephen learning from Jerry
Funny moments, Gordo bits, or memorable one-liners:
- [00:03:37-00:05:26] Extended commentary about George’s epic trash can misses from close range, followed by Junior’s failed attempts with “check it out” confidence
- [00:05:50-00:07:00] Classic Norm vs. caller fight with Norm telling Daryl “That’s a mirror you’re looking in” and getting heated about horse racing tip sheet criticism
The TWITH segment provided entertaining archived moments showing the hosts’ competitive sides and egos getting bruised over simple trash can shots. George’s complete whiff from two feet away, followed by Junior’s overconfident “check it out” moment before missing his own shot, created genuine comedy through their embarrassment and post-miss analysis.
The Observation Deck with Baldwin offered a more serious tone, reflecting the resigned cynicism many Cowboys fans feel, particularly those who’ve only known disappointment. His perspective as a new father provided relatable content about modern parenting advantages, though he noted the downside of information overload and unqualified online “experts.”
The classic Norm caller fight exemplified The Ticket’s legendary moments, with Norm’s explosive personality and quick wit on full display as he demolished a critical caller with surgical precision and genuine anger.
π Final Hour Analysis
What segments appeared in this portion?
- Observation Deck [00:07:12-00:10:08]: The hosts discussed parenting experiences, with one host sharing insights about his 4.5-month-old daughter and how each stage of child development keeps getting better. The conversation covered topics like watching sports with babies, developmental milestones, and comparisons to how parenting was done in earlier generations.
- TWITH (This Week in Ticket History) [00:00:00-00:07:25]: Hosted by Ryan Baldwin, featuring historical clips from The Ticket including EA’s vocal sounds and hot dog eating contest victory over Creighton from Labor Day 2022, trash can shooting mishaps by both Gordo (2022) and Junior (2023), and a classic 2010 Norm vs. caller argument about football and horse racing tips.
Funny moments or memorable Gordo bits
- [00:03:13-00:04:15] Gordo completely missed a trash can from two feet away while trying to throw 150 sheets of paper, with the hosts noting that “not one made it in the trash can”
- [00:04:08] A comedic bit where someone joked that George “didn’t care about the environment anymore” and “said, let’s go, Brandon” before walking out
- The TWITH segment featured EA’s distinctive vocalizations described as sounding like “a bird” or “a bear” when he gets excited
How did the show wrap up?
[00:07:12-00:07:25] The show concluded with positive reactions to the TWITH segment, with hosts expressing appreciation for the historical clips, particularly enjoying the classic Norm caller fight and Junior referencing memorable quotes like “It’s a mirror you’re looking in” and “Careful when you say the word idiot.”
Any final notable quotes or moments?
- [00:07:07] “It’s a mirror you’re looking in” – referenced from the 2010 Norm vs. caller argument
- [00:05:39] Junior’s self-deprecating comment: “Not only did I embarrass myself. I embarrassed the legend of the Iceman” after missing a trash can shot
- [00:10:02] “Well we’re happy you’re going through that, Ryan” – closing thought on the parenting discussion
Summary
This final portion of The Musers showcased the show’s blend of personal storytelling and station nostalgia. The Observation Deck segment featured an intimate discussion about early parenting experiences, with hosts sharing insights about child development and marveling at how each stage brings new joys and challenges. The conversation touched on watching sports with infants, developmental milestones like rolling over and talking, and humorous comparisons to parenting in “pioneer days.”
The TWITH segment provided entertaining historical clips that highlighted recurring themes and personalities from The Ticket’s past. Ryan Baldwin curated memorable moments including EA’s distinctive vocalizations during a hot dog eating contest, embarrassing trash can shooting attempts by both Gordo and Junior in consecutive years, and a classic confrontational exchange between Norm and a caller about football strategy and horse racing tips from 2010.
The show wrapped up on a warm note, with hosts expressing appreciation for both the nostalgic clips and the personal parenting discussion. The segment successfully captured The Ticket’s unique culture of preserving and celebrating both the absurd and heartfelt moments that define the station’s character, ending with genuine appreciation for the shared experiences that bond both the hosts and their long-time listeners.
Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.
