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Trevin & Sawyer In The Morning — 2026-06-05

Trevin & Sawyer In The Morning | Austin, TX | Friday, June 5, 2026


🎙️ First Hour

Here is the analysis of this portion of the transcript:

Topics Covered

  • Studio AC outage (Day 4) — Trevin is increasingly furious about the building’s air conditioning being deliberately programmed off during morning show hours, while management upstairs stays cool. Running complaint throughout the segment.
  • National Donut Day — Discussion of the holiday falling on a Friday, debate over whether the station would provide donuts, and an extended “F, Marry, Kill” bit about donut types.
  • Texas Longhorns Women’s Softball — Back-to-back national championship win over Texas Tech, with player callouts.
  • Seattle data center ban — News item about Seattle City Council moving toward a one-year moratorium on new large-scale data centers, with commentary on Amazon layoffs vs. AI spending.
  • Upcoming school year transitions — Sawyer briefly begins a segment about the end of the school year and kids moving to the next stage of education.

Austin/Texas Sports Covered

  • [00:04:55] Texas Longhorns Women’s Softball won their second consecutive national championship, defeating Texas Tech Red Raiders 4–1. Trevin noted it was the first time in program history they had won back-to-back titles, since last year was their first-ever championship.
  • [00:05:20] Trevin highlighted pitcher Tegan Kavan and slugger Mia Stewart as standout players likely to go down as all-time UT greats.

Austin Events, Concerts, or Local Happenings

  • [00:02:23] Muse and Weezer tickets mentioned as an active giveaway the show is running for listeners.

Restaurant or Food Recommendations

  • [00:08:47] Trevin recommended SH Donuts as the best donuts in all of Austin, describing it as a small family shop he’s been loyal to for years. He said the parking lot situation has gotten difficult due to a nearby coffee shop but still endorses it strongly.
  • [00:04:05] Donut Taco Palace No. 2 mentioned as a potential donut destination for the weekend.

Funny Moments, Bits, or Memorable Exchanges

  • [00:01:07] Sawyer calls Trevin the “wet bandits, but for AC” after Trevin admits to going around the building turning every AC unit up so everyone else would be miserable too.
  • [00:02:14] Trevin tells Sawyer “It’s not 2020” when Sawyer references the era of companies bringing donuts to radio stations for promotional exposure. Sawyer responds, “It’s in the 2020s.”
  • [00:03:16] A third voice (identified as SPEAKER_00/Nolan) quips “Wait till I get drunk at 8:30” in reference to Trevin’s threat to drink beers from the freezer on-air.
  • [00:04:18] When Trevin asks Sawyer what he was like in the 90s, Sawyer deadpans: “I was an unfertilized egg and a sperm cell.” Trevin adds “In air conditioning, though,” and Sawyer replies “No, it was hot down there.”
  • [00:05:44] The National Donut Day “F, Marry, Kill” bit — Trevin plays the game with glazed, filled, and fritters/claws. Sawyer says he’d marry the filled because “someone’s already been there,” then walks it back saying it’s like riding a moped — he doesn’t want his friends to catch him doing it. The bit escalates with Trevin admitting he gets a pink sprinkle donut and doesn’t want to know what flavor it is, just that it’s pink.
  • [00:10:41] After reading the Amazon engineer’s quote about $200 billion in data center spending alongside 30,000 layoffs, Trevin quips: “That engineer was subsequently fired into space on a Blue Origin rocket.”
  • [00:10:47] Sawyer proposes a shirt: “If you use AI, you is a bitch.”

Ticket Giveaways or Contests

  • [00:02:23] Muse and Weezer ticket giveaway referenced as ongoing for listeners.

Summary

This opening segment of the June 5, 2026 edition of Trevin & Sawyer In The Morning kicks off with both hosts in a comedic but genuinely agitated mood, driven largely by the studio being without air conditioning for a fourth consecutive day. Trevin reveals he spent the morning sabotaging other parts of the building by cranking their AC up, declares he plans to get drunk before the show ends, and threatens to give away tickets the show doesn’t even have. The banter is sharp and energetic, with a running undercurrent of frustration toward station management — particularly the irony of advertising multiple AC companies while the studio bakes.

The sports segment brings some genuine enthusiasm, with Sawyer (as the Morning X Sports voice) leading the celebration of the Texas Longhorns Women’s Softball team winning their second straight national championship over Texas Tech. Trevin is clearly proud and gives specific credit to pitcher Tegan Kavan and slugger Mia Stewart, calling them future all-time UT greats. The Texas Tech dig — “Texas Tech can spend all the money in the world, but they can’t beat that longhorned heart” — lands as a highlight of the segment.

The show then pivots to National Donut Day with an extended and increasingly absurd “F, Marry, Kill” riff on donut types, including Trevin’s endorsement of SH Donuts as Austin’s best, before transitioning to a brief news segment about Seattle’s proposed data center ban. Trevin and Sawyer both react favorably to the moratorium and use the Amazon spending-versus-layoffs contrast as a springboard for some sharp commentary on AI and corporate priorities. The segment ends with Sawyer beginning to set up a back-to-school-themed bit as the transcript cuts off.


⏰ Second Hour

Here is the analysis of this portion of the show:

Topics Covered

  • “Dad Rock” class of 2026 — a comedic bit declaring 90s bands officially dad rock
  • Stanley Cup Final — Carolina Hurricanes vs. Vegas Golden Knights Game 2 recap
  • San Antonio Spurs playoff Game 2
  • Ballpark name change (Minute Maid Park → Daikin Park)
  • Things that were cool before everyone else found out (Commons Ford Park, food trucks, sneakers, disc golf)
  • Austin food truck culture
  • Pokémon card collecting craze
  • Lockhart ISD’s “Childhood Unlocked” program
  • Jared Leto’s on-set behavior and the new Masters of the Universe movie
  • Texas Longhorns softball back-to-back national championships

Austin or Texas News Stories

  • [00:19:04] Lockhart ISD unanimously approved a program called “Childhood Unlocked,” aimed at reducing screen time, increasing recess and outdoor play, and adding new playgrounds at several elementary campuses — including 50% more outside time before and after school for pre-K through 5th grade
  • [00:22:44] The Texas Longhorns softball team won back-to-back national championships

Sports Topics, Takes, and Predictions

  • [00:14:11] Stanley Cup Final recap: Carolina Hurricanes tied the series 1-1 with a 4-3 overtime win over the Vegas Golden Knights; Seth Jarvis scored the overtime game-winner; Game 3 was noted as being two days away in Las Vegas
  • [00:14:58] San Antonio Spurs playoff Game 2 was scheduled for that evening
  • [00:15:04] Trevin mentioned trying to find somewhere to watch the Spurs game, referencing the venue then catching himself using the old name — Minute Maid Park — before correcting to Daikin Park
  • [00:22:44] Texas Longhorns softball celebrated back-to-back national championships

Austin Music, Venue, or Event Mentions

  • [00:21:44] Trevin referenced a past encounter with Jared Leto at Lollapalooza, where he attempted to return Leto’s sunglasses that had been left at their table, only to be accused by Leto’s people of stealing them

Food or Restaurant Discussions

  • [00:18:52] Brief discussion about the correct pronunciation of Kreuz Market BBQ in Lockhart, Texas (“Kreutz”)
  • [00:17:01] Both hosts expressed being over the Austin food truck explosion; Trevin noted food truck parks often pop up on unsellable land as a quick monetization strategy; they agreed it’s satisfying when a food truck earns a brick-and-mortar location
  • [00:19:04] Lockhart ISD story prompted BBQ jokes from both hosts, riffing on kids learning to smoke ribs and build pits instead of standard outdoor activities

Funny Bits, Debates, or Memorable Moments

  • [00:11:21] Sawyer’s “Dad Rock Class of 2026” bit was a running comedic segment, inducting Blink-182, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Weezer, The Offspring, and Incubus’s Brandon Boyd — complete with diploma ceremony jokes, fart jokes, and a jab at Dave Grohl’s personal scandals (“and your mistresses”)
  • [00:12:50] Sawyer’s line that Rivers Cuomo has been “wearing the glasses they found at the crash site of Buddy Holly” was a notably sharp joke
  • [00:13:13] Dexter Holland (The Offspring) giving a commencement speech at USC was cited as “the most dad rock thing I could hear”
  • [00:15:21] Trevin referring to Minute Maid Park by its old name, calling it “deadnaming” the stadium, got a laugh; the rebranding to Daikin (an air conditioning company) prompted the joke “instead of the juice box, it’s the ice box”
  • [00:17:23] Trevin compared a food truck getting a brick-and-mortar to “seeing a rescue dog” — then darkly added “they didn’t have to return him or send him to a different part of town or kill him,” catching Sawyer off guard
  • [00:18:00] Heated but humorous debate about Pokémon card collecting — Trevin dismissing Pikachu as “a fake rat,” Sawyer defending the fandom by saying collectors don’t even know what a Nuzlocke is; Trevin fired back that Sawyer isn’t supposed to know either
  • [00:21:44] Trevin’s personal Jared Leto sunglasses story from Lollapalooza — rescued them, got accused of stealing them; Sawyer suggested he should have snapped them and quoted Fight Club

Pop Culture and National Topics

  • [00:12:04] Violet Grohl, Dave Grohl’s daughter, released her debut album — used as a trigger to induct Foo Fighters into the Dad Rock class, with a side jab at Dave Grohl’s publicized personal controversies
  • [00:20:15] Jared Leto discussed in the context of his casting as Skeletor in the upcoming Masters of the Universe (He-Man) movie; his method acting behavior on set — including smearing blood-like substances on co-stars’ faces — was discussed; his earlier behavior on the Suicide Squad set (mailing dead rats and used condoms to castmates) was brought up
  • [00:17:42] Pokémon card market discussed — cards selling for tens of thousands of dollars; debate over whether collectors are genuine fans or just investors
  • [00:16:03] Golf’s COVID-era explosion discussed — courses closed, people walked them for free, prices have since skyrocketed

Summary

This portion of the show opened with Sawyer’s “Dad Rock Class of 2026” bit, a comedic recurring segment in which he ceremonially inducted a slate of 90s bands — Blink-182, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Weezer, The Offspring, and Incubus — into the pantheon of dad rock, using the milestone that Blink-182’s 1999 live album is now older than the band members were when they recorded it. The bit included sharp one-liners about Rivers Cuomo’s glasses, Dave Grohl’s scandals, and Dexter Holland delivering a USC commencement speech as the ultimate dad rock credential. Listeners were invited to call in with their own nominations, with the prize potentially being tickets to see Weezer or Muse.

The show then moved through a sports segment covering the Carolina Hurricanes’ dramatic Game 2 overtime win over the Vegas Golden Knights in the Stanley Cup Final, with Seth Jarvis as the hero, and a quick note on the Spurs’ Game 2 that evening — leading to a riff on Minute Maid Park’s rebranding to Daikin Park. A wide-ranging conversation followed on things that were cool before they blew up, touching on Austin’s Commons Ford Park, disc golf, food trucks, and sneakers, with Trevin’s food truck-as-rescue-dog analogy landing as one of the funnier unscripted moments of the segment. The Pokémon card debate became a genuine point of contention, with Trevin refusing to accept the value of a “fake rat” card while Sawyer defended the fandom.

The back half of the segment covered local news — Lockhart ISD’s “Childhood Unlocked” program reducing screen time and increasing outdoor play — which the hosts immediately twisted into an extended BBQ bit about kids smoking brisket and chopping apple wood. The Jared Leto discussion that followed was equally entertaining, with Trevin recounting a personal run-in at Lollapalooza involving mistaken sunglasses theft, and both hosts expressing exasperation at Leto’s on-set antics for the upcoming Masters of the Universe film. The segment closed on a high note with a quick but enthusiastic celebration of the Texas Longhorns softball team winning back-to-back national championships.


🏁 Final Hour

Analysis: Final Portion of “Trevin & Sawyer In The Morning” — June 5, 2026

Topics Covered

  • [00:22:52] Shoutout to Teagan Kavon and speculation about a potential “three-peat”
  • [00:23:00] NHL: Carolina Hurricanes defeat Las Vegas Golden Knights 4-3 in overtime
  • [00:23:13] NBA: Game 2 of the Finals, San Antonio Spurs looking to even the series before heading to New York
  • [00:23:34] Madden 27 trailer featuring Vince Vaughn, including a breakdown of his in-game role
  • [00:24:22] New music releases for Friday, June 6
  • [00:26:03] Brief mention of Karen Reed appearing on the Today Show
  • [00:26:26] Weekend event recommendations around Austin
  • [00:29:32] Chipotle free burrito promotion tied to the NBA Finals
  • [00:31:22] Discussion of which bands have officially entered “dad rock” territory (Weezer, Blink-182, Korn, Linkin Park)
  • [00:32:07] Interpol conversation, including personal anecdotes and Paul Banks’s personality

Closing Sports Updates

  • [00:22:52–00:22:59] Shoutout to Teagan Kavon, described as “only a junior,” with optimism about a possible three-peat
  • [00:23:00–00:23:12] NHL: Carolina Hurricanes beat the Las Vegas Golden Knights 4-3 in overtime — described as pulling “a rabbit out of the hat late”
  • [00:23:13–00:23:33] NBA Finals Game 2: San Antonio Spurs looking to even the series before a road trip to New York City

Final Austin Event & Weekend Recommendations

  • [00:26:55–00:27:10] Wolf Mother at Emo’s Austin — Sunday night, 20th anniversary tour — $42 tickets at emosaustin.com
  • [00:27:27–00:27:45] Monster Jam at the Moody Center — Saturday at 7 p.m. and Sunday at 1 p.m. — $47 tickets; tip to sit high up for the full fume experience
  • [00:27:46–00:28:01] Texas Baseball Super Regionals at DISCH-Falk Field — Saturday at 7 p.m. ($63) and Sunday ($40) — or free if you hang in the field by the tennis courts
  • [00:28:07–00:28:19] Metric with Broken Social Scene and Stars — Monday night at the Moody Amphitheater
  • [00:28:27–00:28:31] Heartburn (Talking Heads tribute) — tonight at Radio East

Funny Closing Moments & Memorable Quotes

  • [00:27:11–00:27:16] On Wolf Mother’s 20th anniversary tour — Trevin asks what to call them, Sawyer immediately fires back: *”Wolf Grandmother?”* — Trevin: *”You nailed it.”*
  • [00:27:34–00:27:37] On Monster Jam seating: *”You want a good seat at Monster Jam? Sit as far up as possible because that’s where all the fumes go. You have… a great time.”*
  • [00:29:59–00:30:02] On ad blockers: *”Ad blocker is the best thing that ever happened. It’s the cock block of computers.”*
  • [00:29:19–00:29:20] After hinting no one’s listening: *”This is for the podcast.”*
  • [00:32:22–00:32:24] On opening an Interpol interview by asking how things were on the West Coast (they’re a New York band): *”It was a short interview.”*
  • [00:33:48–00:33:59] Trevin threatening to complain about the AC in their upcoming staff meeting: *”Top of the list. Who cares. I’m gonna have a meeting about the AC’s performance at 9:50 on a Friday.”*
  • [00:30:51–00:30:57] Sawyer tells a story about snapping at his friend during a breakup: *”Why don’t you get sad again and go listen to more Interpol?”* — adding: *”He brings it up to this day… I married that woman eventually, so things worked out.”*

How the Show Wrapped Up

  • [00:33:39–00:33:59] The show ended abruptly and informally, with Trevin noting they had a staff meeting coming up and joking that he’d be raising the AC performance as agenda item number one. No formal sign-off or structured closing was given — Trevin simply said *”Have a great weekend”* and the segment ended.

Three-Paragraph Summary

The final portion of the June 5, 2026 broadcast opened with a quick sports roundup, including a shoutout to someone named Teagan Kavon and excitement about a potential three-peat, followed by news that the Carolina Hurricanes defeated the Las Vegas Golden Knights 4-3 in overtime. The hosts also previewed NBA Finals Game 2, with the San Antonio Spurs looking to even things up before heading to New York. From there, the conversation shifted to pop culture, with a comedic takedown of the Madden 27 trailer featuring Vince Vaughn — both hosts agreed it wouldn’t be worth the $70 price tag.

Music was a major focus of the closing stretch, with the hosts enthusiastically running through Friday new release highlights: Death Cab for Cutie’s *I Built You a Tower*, Converge’s *Hum of Heart* (their second album of 2026), Vince Staples’ *Cry Baby*, and new records from Modest Mouse, Lizzo, and Of Montreal. The hosts also ran through a solid lineup of Austin weekend events, including Wolf Mother’s 20th anniversary show at Emo’s (earning the instant nickname “Wolf Grandmother”), Monster Jam at the Moody Center, Texas Baseball Super Regionals at DISCH-Falk Field, and Metric with Broken Social Scene and Stars at the Moody Amphitheater on Monday. A Chipotle free burrito promotion tied to the NBA Finals was also mentioned, though Trevin’s computer struggles with an ad blocker made the delivery chaotic and comedic.

The show closed on a loose, meandering note with a conversation about which bands have graduated into “dad rock” status — naming Weezer, Blink-182, Korn, and Linkin Park, with The Strokes and Interpol floated as future candidates. Personal anecdotes followed, including Trevin’s famously cruel breakup-era dig at a friend over his Interpol listening habits and Sawyer’s disastrous Interpol interview. With a staff meeting looming and the AC already in Trevin’s crosshairs, the show wrapped without a formal sign-off — just a casual *”Have a great weekend”* to close out the week.


Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Trevin Smith and Sawyer Stull. Morning X — Austin, TX.

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