The Musers — 2025-12-16

The Musers — 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Tuesday, December 16, 2025

📋 Segments This Day

• Observation Deck The Musers 1282025
• Fake Jerry Jones The Musers 1252025
• E-Brake The Musers 1252025
• Observation Deck The Musers 1252025
• Marge Schwimdiddler The Musers 1242025
• Craigs Book Club The Musers 1242025
• Observation Deck The Musers 1242025

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🎙️ Early Show Analysis

Analysis: The Musers — 2025-12-16 (Partial Transcript)

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Segments That Appeared

• Observation Deck (brought to you by Tyler Technologies/George I Care) [00:00:00]: Gordo’s signature freeform commentary segment. Topics wandered from the “no tax on tips” provision in Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill,” to Chinese condom taxes, to CB radio culture and truckers.

• Fake Jerry Jones [00:00:00 of that segment]: A recurring comedic bit where Gordo voices a fictional, over-the-top Jerry Jones calling in from Detroit after the Cowboys’ loss to the Lions, 44-30.

• E-Brake of the Week [00:00:00 of that segment]: Weekly segment where listeners vote on the most cringe-worthy on-air gaffe. Three candidates were presented, including Gordo accidentally slurring “cock-fighting ring” into something unprintable, and Craig Rosengarten (from the Tee Box show) saying one of the seven words you can’t say on air while discussing a hog nose snake encounter.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• Dallas Cowboys loss to Detroit Lions, 44-30 — discussed extensively in the Fake Jerry Jones segment
• Jared Goff and Jahmyr Gibbs praised as standouts for Detroit
• George Pickens had a rough game for the Cowboys
• CeeDee Lamb’s concussion was referenced (Fake Jerry repeatedly called it a “percussion”)
• Cowboys’ playoff chances discussed as having fallen to approximately 6-9%, not in double digits
• Jerry (in character) expressed relief at not having signed George Pickens to a $100 million contract

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Debates or Strong Opinions Expressed

• Fake Jerry on concussions [~00:04:35 of Fake Jerry segment]: Jerry (in character) dismissively said he doesn’t “believe in” concussions, claimed to have had 27 himself with no ill effects, and said he tried to call Roger Goodell mid-game to reverse CeeDee Lamb’s concussion protocol. George pushed back that concussion health is important to everyone.

• Gordo on birth rates and society [~00:08:13 of Observation Deck]: Expressed a genuine opinion that it has become “politically incorrect” to discuss the importance of having children in a functioning society, and that declining birth rates are a real societal threat.

• Gordo on free condoms [~00:07:58 of Observation Deck]: Stated plainly that condoms “ought to be free” as a matter of public good, and his co-host agreed.

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable Quotes

• Fake Jerry on missing his own private jet [~00:00:36 of Fake Jerry segment]: *”You have to get pretty damn drunk to miss a flight on your own personal private jet.”* — One of the segment’s best lines.

• Fake Jerry on retail therapy [~00:02:04]: Suggested buying the Dallas Wings as impulse therapy after the loss, then segued into offering to buy wife Jeenie a WNBA team if she got home on time — George called it “such a stretch.”

• Fake Jerry on his toupee [~00:02:51]: Gordo-as-Jerry defended his mismatched hairpiece, describing it as looking like it was *”cut off the abominable snowman from the next animation Christmas special.”*

• Fake Jerry on Kobe’s helicopter [~00:06:03]: Said he wanted to buy *”one of those Kobe helicopters”* on eBay Motors to fly into a building — the hosts were audibly horrified.

• Fake Jerry’s sign-off [~00:07:00]: Dramatically declared his *”heart and liver can’t take another losing season,”* said George was his *”only hope,”* then faded out mid-sentence.

• Gordo’s CB radio story [~00:12:48 of Observation Deck]: Bought a CB at an estate sale 20 years too late, put it in his car, and immediately encountered a trucker with a signal repeater delivering the most vulgar monologue he’d ever heard.

• George’s pharmacy story [~00:10:08 of Observation Deck]: Recalled nervously asking a pharmacist for a *”male contraceptive device”* as a young man, only to be asked *”what size?”* — Gordo quipped: *”Meanwhile you have to zip tie it on.”*

• E-Brake Gordo clip: Gordo slurred “cock-fighting ring” into an apparent hybrid of “riding” and another word while reading a news story about a cockfighting bust. His defense — *”I write about cock fights”* — only made it funnier.

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Recurring Bits, Characters, or Inside Jokes Referenced

• Fake Jerry Jones: Long-running Gordo character. Recurring details include:
• Jerry’s wife “Jeenie” (Gene Jones)
• Jerry Jr. doing errands
• The mysterious child “conceived in a handicapped stall at Arkansas International” — noted as a *new* detail this week
• Jerry’s alcohol consumption being legendary (*”there’s drunk and then there’s Jerry drunk”*)
• Calling CeeDee Lamb “Seedy” and “CD Lamp,” concussions “percussions”

• The Grand Prairie Cobra: Referenced in the E-Brake segment as an inside joke — an escaped cobra that was once a real local news story in the DFW area.

• E-Brake of the Week: Standard weekly format — three candidates, listener vote at 888-787-1310, sponsored by Service Experts and Advanced Hair Restoration.

• Observation Deck: Gordo’s regular freeform commentary segment, sponsored by Tyler Technologies/George I Care.

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3-Paragraph Summary

This portion of the December 16, 2025 Musers broadcast opens with the Observation Deck, where Gordo takes his trademark winding path through several loosely connected topics. He starts with the “no tax on tips” provision in Trump’s proposed legislation — noting the curious inclusion of plumbers and digital content creators — and pivots to the exclusion of adult content workers, leading to jokes about the IRS being forced to audit OnlyFans accounts. From there he moves to China’s decision to remove its contraceptive tax exemption in an effort to reverse its falling birth rate, prompting a surprisingly sincere discussion about societal birth rate decline. The segment ends warmly with George and Gordo swapping stories about CB radios, truckers, and the simpler pre-cellphone days of driving around and chatting with strangers on channel 19.

The Fake Jerry Jones segment addresses the Cowboys’ 44-30 loss in Detroit the previous night, with Gordo voicing a hilariously unhinged Jerry calling in from Detroit after missing his own private jet because he was too drunk. The bit is loaded with classic Fake Jerry hallmarks — dismissing CeeDee Lamb’s concussion as a “percussion,” nearly signing George Pickens to $100 million before the game, calling Roger Goodell on an emergency line to reverse the concussion protocol mid-game, and darkly musing about buying “one of those Kobe helicopters” on eBay. Jerry’s Cowboys playoff odds have cratered to around 6-9%, and Jerry dramatically declares that his heart and liver can’t survive another losing season before fading off the line mid-sentence.

The E-Brake of the Week segment rounds out this portion, with three candidates competing for the week’s most embarrassing on-air moment. Gordo himself is candidate number one, having mangled “cock-fighting ring” into something the dump button had to handle. Candidate two is Craig Rosengarten of The Tee Box, who dropped one of the seven words you can’t say on air while describing a desire to pick up a hog nose snake. The segment is hosted remotely from the Parkwood Collision Center, as the show was part of a “Big Ticket Takeover” broadcast day, with all shows broadcasting on location.

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⏰ Mid-Show Analysis

Here is the analysis of this portion of The Musers from December 16 (filed as 12/5/2025 in the segment titles):

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Segments That Appeared

• E-Brake — The tail end of the E-Brake segment, in which listeners call in to vote for the winner among three candidates: Gordo, Craig (referred to as “Craig Rosengarten”), and Daryl “Moose” Johnston. The Moose’s clip involved not taking the hint when the Hardline played him off with Willie Nelson’s “The Party’s Over” during a remote broadcast. Gordo won, earning his 109th E-Brake victory.
• Observation Deck — Gordo’s post-Cowboys-Lions game observations, recorded on location at Parkwood Collision Center’s grand opening in Aubrey, TX. Topics ranged from taxidermied animals on the premises to game injuries, Al Michaels’ appearance, and Brandon Aubrey’s kicking performance.

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Observation Deck Segment

Gordo delivered several observations following the Cowboys’ 44-30 loss to the Detroit Lions:

• The broadcast was live from Parkwood Collision Center in Aubrey on Highway 380, where the owner (Matt) had taxidermied animals on display — including a bobcat and a mountain lion — shot while deer hunting. This prompted a discussion about whether mountain lions travel in packs (they don’t) and whether a person could actually “win” a fight against one. George claimed he’d win the war; Gordo said the mountain lion would merely surrender, not be defeated. “Mountain Lion Surrender” was jokingly proposed as a band name.
• Gordo observed that Dak Prescott crossed himself after praying, leading to speculation about whether he’s Catholic or Anglican. Gordo noted the direction of the cross (left shoulder to right) indicates Western/Roman Catholic tradition, not Greek Orthodox. George offered the childhood Catholic mnemonic: “spectacles, testicles, left, right.”
• Gordo went on a tangent about NFL players apparently not wearing cups anymore and the visibility of certain anatomy on camera, specifically calling out Jared Goff walking out of the tunnel at waist-camera level.
• Gordo observed that something should be done about Al Michaels’ hair — describing it as “cotton candy combed forward,” with more hair growing from his ears than from the top of his head. Others defended Michaels as a legend who should be left alone. Gordo described his ear hair as a “hell portal” and a “Venus flytrap.”
• Gordo praised the retro 1970s animation intro on Prime Video’s broadcast.
• Discussion of George Pickens’ awkward shoulder landing after an interception in the first quarter.
• Significant discussion of CD Lamb’s concussion, noting he went into the “fencing position” — a sign of a serious head impact. Also discussed Detroit’s Harper hitting his head on Pickens’ thigh and being so wobbly he had to hold the railing to the locker room.
• Discussion of whether players with concussions would have simply stayed in the game in earlier eras.
• George shared what he said he’d learned (jokingly framed as from “assassin school”): hitting the back of the head knocks someone out, front of the head stuns, and side of the head kills.
• Gordo said he had Brandon Aubrey “on his watch list,” which George pushed back on. Gordo acknowledged Aubrey made all his field goals — including one from 63 yards — but remained slightly skeptical. George declared he was putting ALL NFL kickers on watch in response.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• Cowboys vs. Lions final score: Detroit 44, Dallas 30
• CD Lamb’s concussion and the fencing response observed after the hit
• George Pickens’ awkward shoulder fall on an interception play; Detroit’s Harper concussed on the same play
• Brandon Aubrey’s field goal performance, including a 63-yarder
• General NFL concussion awareness vs. the continued frequency of head injuries
• Dak Prescott’s religious gestures during the game (lighter topic)
• The Hardline was at the same remote location (Parkwood Collision Center) and had Daryl “Moose” Johnston on, who talked about his football pocket mobility analysis and revealed he is a Bruins fan and a self-described “bandwagon jumper” (Miami Dolphins fan from Buffalo, Cincinnati Reds fan)

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Notable Debates or Host Disagreements

• Gordo vs. George on whether Brandon Aubrey should be on a “watch list” — George felt Gordo was unfairly undermining a kicker who has done things never done before in NFL history. Gordo maintained mild skepticism; George fired back by putting every NFL kicker on watch. [~00:08:35–00:10:01 in Observation Deck]
• George vs. Gordo on whether scaring off a mountain lion counts as “winning” — Gordo said it’s mountain lion surrender, not a human victory. [~00:01:57–00:02:18 in Observation Deck]

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Phone Callers

Several callers phoned in during the E-Brake voting segment:

• A caller who sang karaoke in the style of Dave McMurtry (asked for “a little Dave McMurtry karaoke”) — hosts were mildly amused/pained
• A caller who voted for “Moose and Willie” (Moose Johnston + Willie Nelson’s song)
• A caller who wanted to vote for “the wasp that stung Junior Stank when he was spreading on his bike” — disqualified as not a candidate; then voted for Gordo
• A caller who said Gordo made a “vibrating rooster” in high school known as “Cock Boy” — Craig clarified it was actually “Clock Boy,” a vibrating clock, from his time at Richardson
• “The King Cobra” — a regular caller who voted for Craig Rosengarten
• A caller doing a “Coco the sign language gorilla” character bit, referencing the recently deceased Dallas Zoo gorilla Zola (known for breakdancing to Whitney Houston). Coco voted for “Gordon Johnson” and signed off with a Whitney Houston reference (“dance with somebody”)

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable One-Liners

• Gordo’s description of Al Michaels’ ear hair as a “hell portal” and “Venus flytrap” [~00:05:58–00:06:05, Observation Deck]
• “Mountain Lion Surrender — that’s the name of your band.” [~00:02:12–00:02:18, Observation Deck]
• On the Catholic sign of the cross: “Western most in flavor and Eastern most in texture. I don’t know that that’s the slogan for the Roman Catholic Church, but we’ll go with that.” [~00:03:17–00:03:25, Observation Deck]
• George’s “assassin school” comment about knowing where to hit someone’s head, which prompted Gordo to joke that anyone who signed up for assassin class would immediately go on a watch list — “And Brandon Aubrey, I’m just keeping an eye on him.” [~00:08:27–00:08:35, Observation Deck]
• The “Cock Boy / Clock Boy” confusion from the caller, with Craig clarifying he made a vibrating clock in high school [~00:09:01–00:09:18, E-Brake]
• Gordo wins his 109th E-Brake, now only three behind George for second place and 30 behind Norm in the all-time standings
• Gordo on Jared Goff: “He’s obviously a grower, not a shower.” [~00:04:22, Observation Deck]

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Pop Culture, Music, or Non-Sports Topics

• Willie Nelson’s “The Party’s Over” — used by the Hardline as their sign-off music, famously played to encourage Moose to wrap up
• Whitney Houston referenced via the Coco/Zola gorilla bit — Zola was known for dancing to Whitney Houston music at the Dallas Zoo
• Al Michaels calling the Miracle on Ice discussed (Gordo joked it was “80 years ago”; George corrected: about 45 years)
• Brief reference to the retro 1970s animation used in Amazon Prime Video’s broadcast intro
• Discussion of Amazon Prime Video’s production quality for the Cowboys-Lions game

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Summary

This portion of the December 16 Musers broadcast opened with the conclusion of the E-Brake segment, recorded on location at Parkwood Collision Center’s grand opening in Aubrey, Texas, where the entire Ticket team was broadcasting for the day. The E-Brake featured three candidates — Gordo, Craig, and Daryl “Moose” Johnston — with callers voting via phone. Highlights included a humorous “Cock Boy vs. Clock Boy” misunderstanding from a caller, a lengthy and elaborate Coco-the-sign-language-gorilla bit that paid tribute to recently deceased Dallas Zoo gorilla Zola, and Gordo ultimately winning his 109th E-Brake, closing the gap slightly on George for second place in the all-time standings.

The Observation Deck then took center stage, with Gordo delivering his post-Cowboys-Lions observations in his signature wide-ranging, absurdist style. The show’s remote setting — featuring taxidermied animals including a mountain lion shot by the collision center’s owner — gave Gordo ample material, sparking a debate about whether a human can truly “win” against a mountain lion or merely achieve “mountain lion surrender.” From there, Gordo pivoted to Dak Prescott’s Catholic-seeming sign of the cross, the anatomical visibility of NFL players in tight pants, and a lengthy, affectionate-yet-merciless roasting of Al Michaels’ hair situation, describing his ear hair as a “Venus flytrap” and a “hell portal.”

The most substantive sports discussion centered on the 44-30 Cowboys loss to Detroit, with particular focus on the rash of concussions in the game — CDs Lamb’s fencing-position concussion and Detroit’s Harper being so disoriented he had to hold the railing to the locker room. This led to a broader, thoughtful conversation about the NFL’s concussion awareness efforts versus the continuing reality of head injuries. The segment closed on a lighter note with a running bit about Brandon Aubrey’s watch list status, with Gordo maintaining mild kicker skepticism despite Aubrey’s 63-yard field goal, and George retaliating by declaring all NFL kickers officially on watch.

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🏁 Final Hour Analysis

Analysis: The Musers — Final Portion (2025-12-16)

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Segments in This Portion

• Marge Schwimdiddler [00:00:00]: A recurring Gordo character bit — Marge, a foul-mouthed, wheelchair-bound elderly woman who claims to be George Dunham’s old high school swim coach, drops by the studio for a Christmas visit. She describes her “Swimtivity Scene” nativity display down in the Trinity River Bottoms and brings the hosts Christmas gifts.

• Craig’s Book Club [00:00:00]: Craig Miller reviews his December book of the month — *1929: Inside the Greatest Crash in Wall Street History and How It Shattered a Nation* by Andrew Ross Sorkin. A detailed, earnest segment covering the causes, characters, and consequences of the Great Depression.

• Observation Deck [00:00:00]: Gordo’s regular segment of loosely connected observations and pop culture riffs, covering the Columbia sportswear flat earth challenge, Kim Kardashian’s brain health news, *Mad Men* returning to HBO Max in 4K with visible production errors, and a discussion of HD/4K TV resolution quality.

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Sports Topics Discussed

• Dallas Cowboys vs. Detroit Lions (referenced in the opening pre-segment discussion): The Cowboys lost, with discussion of kick coverage — one unidentified Cowboys player (referred to as “Brandon”) was praised for a strong hit. Also discussed: the reversed safety call on Dak Prescott, during which Ford Field played “What’s Going On” by 4 Non Blondes during the lengthy review. [00:10:06–00:12:24 of opening segment]
• Dak Prescott’s helmet label: Gordo noted the Dymo tape label on Dac’s helmet reads “Dak” rather than his last name, calling it unusual. George attributed it to “the casualization of America” and the fact that “Dak” is a uniquely identifiable name. [00:10:54]
• WNBA Mock Draft: Craig briefly attempted to begin a WNBA mock draft discussion (Dallas Wings hold the first pick, Minnesota second) before being interrupted by the Marge segment. [00:00:00, Marge segment]
• Babe Ruth’s $100,000 salary referenced in Craig’s Book Club for historical context on 1920s wealth disparity. [~00:05:24, Craig’s Book Club]
• Mark Cuban / HDNet: Gordo referenced Cuban as an early adopter of HD television broadcasting during the Observation Deck. [~00:11:01]

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Strong Predictions or Bold Takes

• Craig strongly implied parallels between the speculation and financial conditions leading to the 1929 crash and today’s economic climate, with Gordo punctuating it with a crypto joke. [“Look for the red flags that you could see today,” ~00:12:03, Craig’s Book Club]
• Gordo floated the widely circulated rumor that Kris Jenner leaked Kim Kardashian’s sex tape as a deliberate business move, calling the family “savvy” and noting it “made every one of them billionaires.” [~00:05:35, Observation Deck]

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Funny Moments or Memorable Gordo Bits

• Marge Schwimdiddler Christmas visit [Marge segment]: The entire bit was a showcase of Gordo’s absurdist character work. Highlights included:
• Marge claiming George promised her a baby and lamenting her ovaries “closed up shop about 15 years back”
• Describing George at 18 as having “a Duraflame log sprouting below his mom’s pelvis”
• Saying George “threw her off the roof of the field house,” leaving her in “ill-fitting Goodwill wheelchairs” for four decades
• Her “Swimtivity Scene” in the Trinity River Bottoms: wise men as mermaids, “Scuba Mary and Joseph,” and Baby Jesus as “a dead squirrel wrapped in a shop towel wearing a tiara”
• Her nativity is staffed by “me, three feral hogs, and a dead squirrel”
• Marge’s gifts: an old Skaggs Alpha Beta shopping cart for George, and a lime bike fished from the Trinity River for Craig
• Describing herself as “an unconstant improvement store”
• Saying her colostomy bag was repossessed and she adapted by using “those old sleeves that the newspaper used to come in”

• Columbia Sportswear flat earth challenge [Observation Deck, ~00:00:00]: Gordo found genuine delight in the CEO’s marketing stunt offering the company’s assets to anyone who photographs the edge of the earth, noting the fine print values those assets at $100,000 — including “clothing samples, a copy machine, a stuffed deer head, and what appears to be a decommissioned gondola.”

• Gordo’s Kroger flat-earther story [~00:01:08, Observation Deck]: Gordo recalled a man at a Kroger food court taking dictation from the universe, narrating his divine insights out loud — *”the hot pot noose of the secondary wavelength, thank you”* — while Gordo tried to eat lunch nearby.

• Mad Men 4K errors [~00:08:00, Observation Deck]: Gordo reported that the wrong files were sent to HBO Max, resulting in visible crew members operating the fake vomit rig during Roger Sterling’s vomiting scene, and a scene set in 1960s New York showing a Mexican restaurant advertising cell phone SIM cards with a 213 (Los Angeles) phone number.

• Gordo on feminist blogs loving Don Draper [~00:08:14, Observation Deck]: Gordo expressed genuine bewilderment that feminist writers swooned over Jon Hamm’s character Don Draper — “the worst guy ever” — while simultaneously writing articles criticizing men exactly like him.

• Closing exchange [~00:12:52]: George asked what streaming platform Craig watches sports on, calling it a “crick running through your house” — a good-natured dig at Craig’s apparently dated or rural-sounding description.

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How the Show Wrapped Up

The segment concluded mid-Observation Deck with a comedic digression about 4K vs. HD television quality — Craig complained that switching to the “4K channel” for sports actually looks “flatter or darker,” Gordo agreed he suffers from the same issue, and they jokingly acknowledged “some P1 will help you out with that.” George closed with a light jab about Craig “watching something in your home” via a streaming platform, calling it a “crick running through your house.” The segment ended on that playful, low-stakes note with no formal sign-off captured in the transcript.

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Notable Quotes

• Marge (Gordo) on her backstory: *”I’ve had quite the rags to riches to rags to more rags story. A lot of rags.”* [Marge segment]
• Marge (Gordo) on her nativity: *”It’s a dead squirrel wrapped in a shop towel wearing a tiara.”* [Marge segment]
• Craig on Herbert Hoover’s branding: *”That might have been the worst branding decision of all time.”* [Craig’s Book Club, ~00:03:33]
• Craig quoting Reverend F. Marion Smith: *”Many of us achieve self-approval by cheap and superficial methods, concocting clever excuses to make what we want to do seem admirable so that we can condone our actions and like ourselves.”* [Craig’s Book Club, ~00:11:29]
• Craig, summing up the crash: *”In the end, it was greed. Greed from every American. Greed from the bankers. Greed from the lawmakers.”* Then Gordo: *”Or the privates. Those two things.”* [Craig’s Book Club, ~00:10:06]
• George on Dak’s helmet label: *”I think that’s the casualization of America.”* [Opening segment, ~00:11:31]

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3-Paragraph Summary

The final portion of this Musers broadcast opened with a brief post-game discussion of the Cowboys’ loss to the Lions, with the hosts noting one bright spot on kick coverage (“Let’s go Brandon”), marveling at Ford Field playing “What’s Going On” by 4 Non Blondes during a lengthy replay review, and Gordo’s oddly fixated observation that Dak Prescott’s helmet uses a Dymo tape label reading “Dak” rather than his last name. Before Craig could launch a long-teased WNBA mock draft, the show was hijacked by the arrival of Marge Schwimdiddler — Gordo’s recurring character, a wheelchair-bound, unsentimental elderly woman who claims to be George’s old swim coach. The Marge bit was a highlight of the broadcast: she lamented George’s failure to father her child, described her rags-to-rags-to-more-rags backstory, and invited listeners to her “Swimtivity Scene” nativity in the Trinity River Bottoms — a chaotic setup featuring feral hogs, a dead-squirrel Baby Jesus in a tiara, and gifts of a Skaggs Alpha Beta shopping cart and a Trinity River lime bike for the hosts.

Craig’s Book Club offered a substantive change of pace, with Craig delivering a thorough and enthusiastic review of *1929* by Andrew Ross Sorkin. He walked through the book’s key themes — rampant credit-fueled speculation, the recklessness of combined commercial and investment banking, Herbert Hoover’s catastrophic decision to call the economic collapse a “depression,” and the human stories of bankers, lawmakers, financiers, and ordinary Americans wiped out by the crash. Craig drew implicit parallels to modern financial conditions, called the book a “page-turner” despite its 500-page length, and closed with a powerful quote from a Massachusetts reverend about self-serving moral rationalization. Gordo punctuated the segment by suggesting crypto would have “solved” the 1929 crash.

The Observation Deck closed the show with Gordo in characteristic form, bouncing between topics: the Columbia Sportswear CEO’s viral flat-earth challenge (offering company assets to anyone who photographs the edge of the earth), Kim Kardashian’s brain health news and her origins as a public figure, a digression on Kris Jenner potentially leaking her daughter’s sex tape as a calculated business move, and the discovery that the wrong production files were sent to HBO Max for the *Mad Men* 4K rerelease — resulting in visible crew members and anachronistic SIM card ads appearing on screen. The segment wound down with a lighthearted and unresolved argument about whether 4K sports broadcasts actually look better than standard HD, with George getting in the final gentle dig at Craig’s streaming setup.

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Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.