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The Musers — 2026-02-21

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E-Brake

Ticketstock 2026 Steve from the Attic

E-Brake

Ticketstock 2026 Steve from the Attic

Ticketstock 2026 Observation Deck

The Musers — 1310 The Ticket, Dallas | Saturday, February 21, 2026

📋 Segments This Day

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  • Ticketstock 2026 Steve from the Attic
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  • Ticketstock 2026 Steve from the Attic
  • Ticketstock 2026 Observation Deck

🎙️ Early Show Analysis

Analysis: The Musers — 2026-02-21 (E-Brake Segment Portion)

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Segments That Appeared

  • E-Brake of the Week — The recurring weekly segment where hosts present three candidates for the most “wheels-off” or embarrassing on-air moment of the week. Listeners call in to vote for a winner. Sponsored by Advanced Hair Restoration (advancedhair.com).
  • Ticketstock 2026 / Steve from the Attic — A pre-Ticketstock promotional bit featuring the recurring character “Steve from the Attic,” a deeply disturbing and comedically dark Gordo creation, calling in from the Plano Event Center ahead of Ticketstock 2026.

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E-Brake Segment

  • The three candidates were:
  • Corby Davidson (The Hard Line) — Corby tried to hold back a sneeze while introducing “Bob” on air, failed spectacularly, and the resulting sound was described as “someone stepping on the family dog.” The clip was apparently missed by the board op and had to be recovered the next day. [~00:01:36–00:03:44]
  • Craig and Gordo (The Musers) — A joint nomination for a rambling, confused conversation about celebrities’ ages. Craig called Mahershala Ali’s Oscar win a “Green Book” win, then somehow connected it to Titanic and “Elizabeth Olsen,” confusingly saying “she’s not in the Olsen twins” — phrased in a way that made the Olsen twins sound like a band or folk duo. [~00:03:47–00:05:15]
  • Craig Rosengarten (assumed to be from another show) — Craig tried to discuss Patrick Reed’s return to the PGA Tour from LIV Golf but accidentally called him “Russ Reed,” causing confusion before correcting himself. He was described as “always off balance” even before the actual mistake. [~00:05:18–00:07:37]
  • Winner: Craig and Gordo (Candidate #2) won the E-Brake. [~00:11:34]
  • E-Brake tallies announced: This was Junior’s E-Brake win #59, and Gordo’s #110, putting Gordo three behind George for second place all-time. [~00:12:29–00:12:45]

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Sports Topics Discussed

  • Golf / PGA Tour / LIV Golf — Patrick Reed’s return to the PGA Tour from LIV Golf was referenced during the E-Brake candidate clip. It was noted Reed had won twice on the DP World Tour and was supposedly banned from the PGA Tour until August or September. LIV Golf receiving world ranking points was also briefly mentioned. [~00:05:28–00:06:30]
  • Dallas Cowboys (indirect) — Charles Haley was mentioned as a guest expected at Ticketstock 2026, along with a reference to the old Valley Ranch story about Haley’s notorious locker room behavior. [~00:04:14–00:04:37]
  • Luca Dončić / Mavericks (indirect) — During the Steve from the Attic bit, “Steve” has a mock headache episode and shouts “Hope for Luca’s return!” — a reference to Luca Dončić’s situation (presumably injured or traded at this point in 2026). [~00:02:38–00:02:41]

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable Quotes

  • Steve from the Attic bit — A fully committed Gordo character performance. Steve claimed to have tunneled from the Ticket studios to the Plano Event Center “using a spoon and a pocket knife,” set up in the air conditioning vents, and planned to watch the show with binoculars, rolls of paper towels, and Jergens lotion. He also revealed his mother “stopped talking and moving 23 years ago Friday” and that he carries her in his backpack. Deeply dark and absurdist. [Throughout Ticketstock segment]
  • Notable Steve from the Attic quotes:
  • *”Steve is what my mommy called me when she would make me dress as a girl for our Saturday night skin-burning sessions.”*
  • *”It radiates from your scrotum like a summer breeze.”*
  • *”She stopped talking and moving 23 years ago Friday. Stevie is such a good girl. He changes Mommy’s clothes every day.”*
  • *”Maybe I’ll even wear my skin suit from all the harvesting I’ve done.”*
  • On the Craig/Gordo E-Brake clip, George noted that saying “she’s not in the Olsen twins” made the Olsen twins sound like “a folk duo.” [~00:05:06]
  • On Corby’s sneeze, George said it sounded like “someone just stepped on the family dog.” [~00:02:58]
  • Running gag: The phrase *”I do like the Christmas”* — a misheard/odd phrase from the beer tasting clip that got lodged as an ear worm, with George noting “Gordo probably says that 20 times a day.” [~00:01:13–00:01:21]

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Phone Callers

  • Caller 1 [~00:07:54] — Voted for the Musers (Craig and Gordo), also mentioned Peter Brown.
  • Caller 2 (“Brady Tom”) [~00:08:04] — A regular listener; told George he’d been on his mind for two weeks because of a recurring phrase George uses in the open (“good morning, it’s time again”). Cheerful, meandering call.
  • Caller 3 (“Cruz”) [~00:08:47] — Mentioned participating in something with “Coach Timmy V” the previous Wednesday and referenced “Time Wasters Saturday night.” Voted for Corby.
  • Caller 4 (“Gene in Carrollton”) [~00:09:08] — Voted for candidate #2; told the classic “two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was a-salted” joke; said he’d see them at Ticketstock.
  • Caller 5 (from “west of the Rockies”) [~00:09:27] — Voted, then went on a tangent predicting Trump would announce alien/ET contact at the State of the Union, pointing to Jared Kushner sitting next to “an ET-looking figure.”
  • Caller 6 [~00:10:04] — Made a Bob Saget/Olsen twins reference (in questionable taste given Saget’s passing), was quickly moved along.
  • Caller 7 [~00:10:44] — Referenced “Tiger Sheffler” (Tiger Woods/Scottie Scheffler hybrid name, an apparent inside joke) and voted for Craig.
  • Caller 8 (“The Break Man”) [~00:11:07] — Wished a happy Ticketstock. Referred to as a known regular.
  • Caller 9 [~00:11:26] — Asked if it was “Gordo’s corner,” was told to give a vote, ultimately cast the deciding vote for Craig and Gordo.

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Recurring Bits, Characters, and Inside Jokes Referenced

  • Steve from the Attic — A long-running Gordo character: a deeply disturbed, Norman Bates-esque figure who obsessively listens to/watches The Musers from hidden spaces. The character references his dead mother, self-harm, a “skin suit,” and unsettling fixations on the hosts. A beloved/notorious recurring bit. [Ticketstock segment throughout]
  • “Math Man” costume — Steve references his “Math Man” costume, an apparent recurring Ticketstock disguise. [~00:05:03]
  • Charles Haley’s notorious behavior at Valley Ranch — A well-known Cowboys locker room legend referenced darkly in the Steve bit. [~00:04:14]
  • E-Brake of the Week — The standard weekly segment format with three candidates and listener phone voting. [Throughout E-Brake segment]
  • “I do like the Christmas” — A phrase from the beer tasting clip that became a spontaneous inside joke/ear worm during the episode. [~00:01:13–00:01:21]
  • Ticketstock — The Ticket’s annual fan festival, here Ticketstock 2026 at the Plano Event Center; multiple references throughout both segments.
  • “Tiger Sheffler” — A caller’s hybrid name combining Tiger Woods and Scottie Scheffler, treated as a known recurring joke. [~00:10:44]

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3-Paragraph Summary

This portion of The Musers on February 21, 2026 centered on two segments: the weekly E-Brake of the Week and a Ticketstock 2026 promotional bit featuring the recurring character Steve from the Attic. The E-Brake presented three candidates for the week’s most embarrassing on-air moment — Corby Davidson’s explosive, barely-suppressed sneeze mid-segment introduction on The Hard Line; a chaotic Craig-and-Gordo conversation about celebrity ages that devolved into debating whether Elizabeth Olsen was “in” the Olsen twins (phrased as though the Olsen twins were a band); and a clip of Craig Rosengarten accidentally calling Patrick Reed “Russ Reed” while trying to discuss his PGA Tour return. After listener phone voting, Craig and Gordo won, marking Gordo’s 110th E-Brake win, putting him three behind George for second place all-time.

The Steve from the Attic segment was a fully committed comedic horror bit by Gordo in anticipation of Ticketstock 2026 at the Plano Event Center. “Steve” called in to announce he had tunneled from The Ticket’s studios to Plano using only a spoon and a pocket knife, set himself up in the venue’s air ducts, and was prepared with binoculars, paper towels, and Jergens lotion to watch the hosts perform. The bit escalated into increasingly dark territory — Steve referencing his long-dead mother whom he still dresses and carries in a backpack, a “skin suit” made from harvested materials, and self-inflicted punishment when he thought he’d scared the hosts. The segment ended with the hosts acknowledging Steve as “by far the weirdest person we have on this show” while encouraging fans not to be deterred from attending Ticketstock.

The phone lines during the E-Brake vote were lively, featuring a mix of loyal regulars including Gene in Carrollton (who delivered a peanut joke), a caller from west of the Rockies predicting a Trump alien reveal at the State of the Union, Cruz mentioning a prior Wednesday appearance, and the deciding voter who asked for “Gordo’s corner” before casting the winning vote. Sports references were light but present — Patrick Reed’s LIV-to-PGA journey surfaced in the E-Brake clip, Charles Haley was mentioned as a Ticketstock guest, and a quick “Hope for Luca’s return” from Steve hinted at ongoing Mavericks storylines surrounding Luka Dončić. The overall tone was celebratory and absurdist, befitting a Ticketstock kickoff Friday.

⏰ Mid-Show Analysis

Analysis of This Portion of The Musers (2026-02-21)

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Segments That Appeared

  • “Steve from the Attic” (Ticketstock 2026 preview) [00:00:00 in Steve segment]: A recurring Gordo character bit in which “Steve,” a deeply disturbed, Norman Bates-esque figure, calls in from the Plano Event Center (claiming to have tunneled there with a spoon and pocket knife) ahead of Ticketstock 2026. Extremely dark, absurdist comedy.
  • Ticketstock 2026 Observation Deck [00:00:00 in Observation Deck segment]: A rundown of Ticketstock 2026 logistics, guests, sponsors, activities, and the hosts discussing their anxieties and preparations for the Time Wasters concert.
  • E-Brake of the Week [~00:03:44 in the main block]: The weekly segment where listeners vote on the most embarrassing on-air blunder. Three candidates were presented and callers voted.

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Observation Deck Segment

  • Ticketstock 2026 kicks off at the Plano Event Center; doors open at noon; free admission, free parking, free autographs
  • Celebrity guests mentioned: Pudge Rodriguez (roundtables that evening), Charles Haley and Kevin (tomorrow), Sam Perkins (Mavericks legend), Glenn Gullikson (Stars head coach)
  • Sponsors highlighted: Mullin & Mullin Injury Law Firm (title sponsor), Choloso Mexican Bistro (presenting sponsor), Phil Dill Boats, Visit Big Bend, Macho Self Storage, Tarpley Music
  • Activities: music jam room, free arcades, Ticket Bingo, ATV giveaway (Wheeler Dealer), concert tickets giveaway, cold beer (Deep Ellum Brewing mentioned)
  • First-ever official Ticketstock after-party Saturday night at Assembly Ice House across from the Plano Center on Spring Creek
  • Time Wasters concert Saturday at 6 p.m. after roundtables
  • George admitted his anxiety about performing because he “cannot carry a tune to save my life” [~00:02:32], joking he couldn’t sing in tune even for a $1 million check
  • Gordo revealed he’s doing something special with the Time Wasters but admitted he didn’t know the song as well as he thought after rehearsal [~00:04:07]
  • Junior/Craig mentioned a side music project called “Analog Human” featuring friend Bobby Duncan, who will perform Saturday to kick off the show [~00:03:43]

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E-Brake of the Week

  • Candidate 1 — Corby: Tried to say “Bob’s” name while holding back a sneeze on-air; the result was described as sounding like “someone just stepped on the family dog” [~00:02:58]
  • Candidate 2 — Craig and Gordo (combo): A rambling, confused conversation about Mahershala Ali’s Oscar (debating Green Book vs. Hidden Figures vs. Titanic), Elizabeth Olsen’s age, and whether she was “in the Olsen twins” — as if they were a band [~00:03:55–00:05:09]
  • Candidate 3 — Craig: Called Patrick Reed “Russ Reed” on air, then got confused trying to walk it back [~00:05:26–00:06:39]
  • Winner: Craig and Gordo’s combo bit won the listener vote [~00:11:35]
  • The win was Craig’s E-Brake #59 and Gordo’s #110, putting Gordo three behind George for second place all-time [~00:12:34]

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Phone Callers

  • Multiple callers voted in the E-Brake poll [~00:07:50–00:11:35]:
  • One caller voted for Craig and Gordo (“the musers and Peter Brown” — apparently mishearing)
  • “Brady Tom” caller voted, noting George’s show open had been stuck in his head for two weeks
  • “Cruisin’ Lido” (Cruz) voted for Corby, noting he and “Coach Timmy V” participated in Time Wasters Wednesday and are coming to the after-party Saturday
  • “Gene in Carrollton” voted for candidate two and told a peanut joke: *”Two peanuts walking down a dark alley — one was assaulted”*
  • A caller from “west of the Rockies” voted and predicted Trump would announce an alien/ET figure at the State of the Union, pointing to the rafters where an ET-like figure would be sitting next to Jared Kushner — referencing Junior’s apparent interest in UFO/alien news
  • A caller tried to vote for “Bob Saget for being in the Olsen twins” — George quickly shut it down
  • “The Break Man” called in wishing everyone a happy Ticketstock
  • A final caller asked “Is this Gordo’s corner?” which apparently sealed the win for the Craig/Gordo combo

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Funny Moments, Gordo Bits, and Memorable One-Liners

  • Steve from the Attic is the standout comedic set piece of this portion — a deeply disturbing Gordo character who:
  • Claims to have tunneled underground with a spoon and pocket knife from the studio to the Plano Event Center
  • Describes watching from the air conditioning vents with binoculars, rolls of paper towels, and “Jergens lotion” [~00:03:41–00:03:49]
  • Reveals his mother “stopped talking and moving 23 years ago Friday” and that he carries her in his backpack and changes her clothes daily (clear Norman Bates reference) [~00:05:55–00:06:07]
  • Threatens to lower his own severed body part onto Charles Haley’s shoulder via fishing line, riffing on the legendary Charles Haley locker room story from Valley Ranch [~00:04:27–00:04:38]
  • Punches himself and cries for his mother mid-bit [~00:05:30–00:05:43]
  • Describes introductions as: “The Elzebub, the son of Sam, Michael Bublé” [~00:00:59]
  • Elizabeth Olsen E-Brake moment: Gordo saying Elizabeth Olsen is “not in the Olsen twins” — phrased as if the Olsen twins were a folk duo she wasn’t a member of — was called out as one of the most ridiculous conversations of 2026 so far [~00:05:06]
  • George on George’s singing: *”If I was presented a $1 million check and then a song to sing in tune, I could not do it.”* [~00:02:48]
  • Gene in Carrollton’s peanut joke landing completely flat [~00:09:12]

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Guests or Special Visitors

  • Steve from the Attic — recurring fictional Gordo character, appearing via phone as a “live report” from the Plano Event Center ahead of Ticketstock [Steve segment, 00:00:00]
  • Ticketstock guests announced (not yet present in this segment): Pudge Rodriguez, Charles Haley, Sam Perkins, Glenn Gullikson

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Sports Topics Discussed

  • Patrick Reed / LIV Golf: Craig briefly tried to discuss Patrick Reed’s return to the PGA Tour (won twice on the DP World Tour, reportedly banned from PGA Tour until August/September), but accidentally called him “Russ Reed,” derailing the conversation — this became an E-Brake candidate [~00:05:26–00:06:39]
  • LIV Golf world ranking points: Briefly mentioned that LIV is now getting world ranking points [~00:05:35–00:05:41]
  • Mahershala Ali’s Oscar: Debated (incorrectly and confusingly) whether it was for *Green Book*, *Hidden Figures*, or *Titanic* — primarily a comedic E-Brake moment, not a serious sports topic
  • Ticketstock guests included sports celebrities: Pudge Rodriguez, Charles Haley, Sam Perkins, Glenn Gullikson

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Pop Culture, Music, and Non-Sports Topics

  • Mahershala Ali — age (52) and Oscar win (*Green Book*) debated/confused on air
  • Elizabeth Olsen — age (37), her relationship to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (she is their younger sister, not a member of “the Olsen twins”)
  • The Weeknd — noted to be 36 years old
  • Analog Human — Gordo/Junior’s new music side project with Bobby Duncan, performing at Ticketstock Saturday [~00:03:43]
  • UFO/alien disclosure — caller predicted Trump would reveal an alien at the State of the Union [~00:09:33–00:09:44], referencing Junior’s apparent ongoing interest in the topic
  • Bob Saget reference — caller tried to reference Bob Saget’s connection to the Olsen twins from *Full House*; George cut it off quickly [~00:10:04–00:10:09]

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3-Paragraph Summary

This portion of the February 21, 2026 Musers opened with Ticketstock excitement, beginning with one of the show’s most beloved recurring characters: Steve from the Attic, a deeply unhinged Gordo creation modeled on Norman Bates. Steve called in with a “live report” from the Plano Event Center, claiming to have tunneled there with a spoon and pocket knife, and proceeded to describe his plans to watch the Musers from the air conditioning vents armed with binoculars, paper towels, and Jergens lotion — while also revealing he carries his long-dead mother in a backpack. The bit escalated through Charles Haley locker room callbacks, self-punishment, and maternal trauma, landing as one of the darkest and funniest recurring bits on the station.

The Observation Deck segment served as a comprehensive Ticketstock 2026 preview, with the hosts detailing the two-day event at the Plano Event Center — free admission, free parking, celebrity guests (Pudge Rodriguez, Sam Perkins, Charles Haley, Stars coach Glenn Gullikson), an ATV giveaway, arcade games, Ticket Bingo, and the first-ever official Ticketstock after-party Saturday night at Assembly Ice House. A highlight was the hosts’ candid discussion of their Time Wasters rehearsal: George openly confessed he cannot sing in tune under any circumstances, Gordo admitted he didn’t know his chosen song as well as he thought, and Junior teased that his musical side project “Analog Human” — featuring friend Bobby Duncan — would open Saturday’s concert.

The segment wrapped with the E-Brake of the Week, featuring three candidates: Corby’s sneeze-interrupted live read, a rambling Craig/Gordo conversation confusing Mahershala Ali’s Oscar films and treating “the Olsen twins” like a folk duo Elizabeth Olsen wasn’t a member of, and Craig’s accidental renaming of Patrick Reed as “Russ Reed.” Callers flooded the lines to vote, with memorable contributions including a peanut joke from Gene in Carrollton, an alien State of the Union prediction, and a Bob Saget joke that George quickly shut down. The Craig/Gordo combo won the vote, marking Gordo’s 110th E-Brake win and pulling him to within three of George for second place all-time.

🏁 Final Hour Analysis

Analysis of Final Portion — The Musers, 2026-02-21

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Segments That Appeared

  • Ticketstock 2026 Steve from the Attic [00:04:35]: A brief segment where one of the hosts (likely Gordo, SPEAKER_02) discusses the song he’ll be performing with the Time Wasters band at Ticketstock, noting he used to hate the song but has come around on it. Leads into event logistics for Ticketstock 2026.
  • Ticketstock 2026 Observation Deck [00:06:16–00:21:38]: Gordo’s regular “Observation Deck” segment, sponsored by Tylock George Eye Care and Generator Supercenter. This wide-ranging, comedic segment covered P1-submitted band names for George’s side project, the Buffalo Bills stadium vandalism story, and a clip of an apparently drunk Australian sports presenter at the Winter Olympics.

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Sports Topics Discussed

  • Ticketstock/Time Wasters concert [00:04:35]: Brief mention that the Time Wasters will perform a free concert at 6 p.m. Saturday at the Plano Center to close out Ticketstock 2026.
  • Buffalo Bills stadium vandalism [00:09:24]: Someone spray-painted over 100 penises in oil-based paint on unfinished marble surfaces of the Bills’ new stadium under construction, sometime between Feb. 13–16. Over 300 suspects (construction workers on site). The oil-based paint soaked into the unfinished marble, making cleanup especially difficult.
  • Winter Olympics preview [00:06:25]: Craig teases upcoming coverage at 6:55 of the women’s hockey game and other American gold medal performances.
  • NBA tanking segment preview [00:06:39]: Teased for 8:15 — the NBA has proposed new ideas to combat tanking, and the show will ask whether tanking even works.

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Funny Moments and Memorable Gordo Bits

  • P1-Submitted Band Names [00:07:22]: Gordo reads a list of absurdist band names submitted by listeners (P1s) as suggestions for George and Bobby Duncan’s musical project. Highlights included: *Fecal Giraffe Necklace*, *Twerking Skidmark*, *Sperm Deception*, *On-Sight Poncho*, *Conversational Gorilla*, *Communion Charcuterie Board*, *John Wilkes Booth’s Butt Plug*, *Insect Time Share*, *Ridable Ostrich*, *Jimmy Carter Sex Doll*, and *Buzzard Gift Card*, among others. The hosts dissolved into laughter trying to imagine the original conversations that produced these phrases.
  • Gordo’s 8th Grade Biology Textbook [00:11:24]: George revealed that Gordo used to draw anatomically impossible penises on every page of the physical newspapers used on the show. This prompted Gordo to confess to doing the same thing to his friend David’s biology textbook in 8th grade — drawing penises on every animal and person in the book, all in ballpoint pen so they couldn’t be erased. The fines for the vandalism came to about $38.60, just 80 cents shy of the book’s replacement cost. Gordo lamented that if they’d scraped together 80 more cents, they could have kept the book, which he believes would now be in the Smithsonian. He fantasized about Letterman showing it on air and a special museum exhibit recreating the 8th grade classroom around it.
  • Drunk Australian Sports Presenter [00:16:00]: Gordo played a clip of Australian sports presenter Danica Mason appearing to be intoxicated during a live Winter Olympics broadcast, rambling about the price of coffee and iguanas with no clear connection to sports. Her post-incident apology blamed the altitude and skipping dinner. The hosts found “the iguanas” line particularly baffling.
  • Craig’s Incest Kittens [00:20:38]: Reading the P1 band name “Incest Kitten,” Craig revealed that as a child his family had a brother-and-sister pair of cats that may have produced a litter together, possibly creating “incest kittens.” He noted they were put in a sack and taken to the river, adding, “That’s what they do in Oklahoma.”

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How the Show Wrapped Up / Previews of Upcoming Segments

  • [00:06:03–00:06:51]: Craig outlined the upcoming show rundown:
  • 6:40 — Visit with “Mushmouth” (Thomas)
  • 6:55 — Winter Olympics update (women’s hockey, American gold medals)
  • 8:15 — NBA tanking discussion
  • [00:21:36]: After Gordo’s O-Deck concluded at 6:31, Craig sent it to break with: *”Coming up next, a visit with our old friend, Mushmouth Thomas.”*

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Notable Quotes

  • Gordo on the biology textbook [00:12:13]: *”I considered this an enhancement to his book… I thought I was helping you.”*
  • Gordo on the textbook’s lost legacy [00:13:21]: *”They would have built a setting that looked like an eighth grade classroom that the visitors could walk through… as the holy book lays at the front of the classroom.”*
  • Gordo summarizing his own O-Deck [00:18:19]: *”So now you’ve got in this one segment: penises, over 100 penises, frozen iguanas, and… fecal giraffe necklaces.”*
  • Craig on the incest kittens [00:21:19]: *”That’s what they do in Oklahoma.”*
  • Danica Mason (audio clip) [00:17:00]: *”I’m not sure about the iguanas — where are we going with that one?”*

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3-Paragraph Summary

The final portion of this Musers broadcast opened with a brief discussion of the Time Wasters’ upcoming performance at Ticketstock 2026, with Gordo revealing he used to dislike the song they’ll be performing but has grown to appreciate both the track and the musicians behind it. Craig then laid out the show’s roadmap for the morning, teasing an Olympics update at 6:55, a visit with Mushmouth at 6:40, and an NBA tanking segment at 8:15 before handing it over to Gordo for the Observation Deck.

The Observation Deck was a characteristically chaotic and comedic Gordo showcase. It began with Gordo reading a long list of bizarre P1-submitted band names for George’s side project — including gems like *Twerking Skidmark*, *Insect Time Share*, and *John Wilkes Booth’s Butt Plug* — before pivoting to the news story that the Buffalo Bills’ new stadium had been vandalized with over 100 spray-painted penises in oil-based paint. This led to an extended, self-implicating digression in which Gordo confessed to a lifelong habit of drawing anatomically impossible penises, most notably filling every page of his friend David’s 8th grade biology textbook with them in permanent ballpoint pen. He lamented that the book — which he called the “founding document of comedy” — was lost to history because they were 80 cents short of being able to buy it back from the school.

Gordo closed the segment with a clip of Australian sports presenter Danica Mason appearing to be inebriated during a live Winter Olympics broadcast, muttering about coffee prices and iguanas before the clip cut off. Her subsequent apology citing altitude and a missed dinner was met with gentle mockery. The O-Deck wrapped with a reading of more absurd P1 band names, culminating in Craig unexpectedly revealing that his family’s brother-and-sister cats may have produced a litter of “incest kittens” that were subsequently disposed of river-style — to which he added, deadpan, “That’s what they do in Oklahoma.” Craig then closed the segment and sent listeners to break ahead of the Mushmouth visit.

Analysis generated from archived transcripts. Hosts: Gordon Keith (Gordo), George Dunham, Craig Miller, Mike Rhyner, Donovan Lewis (Junior). Station: 1310 The Ticket, Dallas, TX.

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